Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Takes his drink and edges towards a dark corner*

Grope hug!!

No thanks...

Oh dear Jesus! HomoSEXUALS!!! Gimme the lock egg

*Appears into thin air* Have any of yall ever seen Hogans Heroes?

Yes. You know what happened to the lead actor, Bob Crane (I believe was his name) of that series?

(BTW: Luigi, slander- have you not noted that there are a number of females present in the bar? I don't know who yall planned on groping during the hug, but thats not my biz now is it?)

(unless it was me, that is)

What? I just didn't want a hug! I have sharp claws, so if anyone tries to hug me, They'd run away screaming.

Just don't wanna hurt anyone.

(whispers) have ya checked out Sonora over there? I cant say for sure but I am pretty sure its female

Before ya get any ideas, ya might want to look into whiptail lizard biology.

*turns red*
*clears throat*
I- uhm- that is- er-