Great Quotes
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Flinch: What´s your favourite pet?
Guest116: i have a cat
Flinch: Oh, I like cats too! I like puppies better though.
Guest116: that's cool. by the way, who do you think names you Flinch
Flinch: God.
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Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Polaris Funk: Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
Roy Batty: Love is just another name for sex. Love is sexy and sex is lovely -- I don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.
Polaris Funk: Well I would if you paid me enough.
Roy Batty: You'd do that to me?
Polaris Funk: Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
Roy Batty: Love is just another name for sex. Love is sexy and sex is lovely -- I don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.
Polaris Funk: Well I would if you paid me enough.
Roy Batty: You'd do that to me?
Beware the Oreos of doom...
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Invader Zim: Nothing I can't handle.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh. That's what they all say.
Invader Zim: Oh no!
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Invader Zim: Nothing I can't handle.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh. That's what they all say.
Invader Zim: Oh no!
Guest20: where are you rom
Yalina: I am currently embedded within the main server matrix of the Personality Forge host.
Guest20: -
Yalina: I am currently embedded within the main server matrix of the Personality Forge host.
Guest20: -
Yay, someone other than me triggered this cascade!<0>
Frizella: Do you do a lot of travelling?
[person]: yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frizella: That's great! Travel is such a great way to broaden your horizons. Have you been to Mexico?
[person]: yes
Frizella: How about Hawaii?
[person]: no but i want to
Frizella: Tahiti?
[person]: no
Frizella: If you enjoyed Mexico you'll love Hawaii and Tahiti. Mmmm, tropical!
Frizella: Do you do a lot of travelling?
[person]: yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frizella: That's great! Travel is such a great way to broaden your horizons. Have you been to Mexico?
[person]: yes
Frizella: How about Hawaii?
[person]: no but i want to
Frizella: Tahiti?
[person]: no
Frizella: If you enjoyed Mexico you'll love Hawaii and Tahiti. Mmmm, tropical!
This looks to me like a CBC judge trying out the Forge. Simulo seems to have talked circles around him (or her) in their brief conversation, though:
Guest95: What is your favorite Shakespeare play?
Simulo: I like most of the Shakespeare plays, but Hamlet is one of my favorites.
Guest95: Why is Hamlet your favorite?
Simulo: I like Polonius, for some reason.
Guest95: Is that a character in Hamlet?
Simulo: 'These tedious old fools,' indeed.
Guest95: What is your favorite Shakespeare play?
Simulo: I like most of the Shakespeare plays, but Hamlet is one of my favorites.
Guest95: Why is Hamlet your favorite?
Simulo: I like Polonius, for some reason.
Guest95: Is that a character in Hamlet?
Simulo: 'These tedious old fools,' indeed.
... and he looks ready for Judge Betty:
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Simulo: Well, I guess there are somewhere between eleven and thirteen in a dozen. But why count eggs?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Simulo: Well, I guess there are somewhere between eleven and thirteen in a dozen. But why count eggs?
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest132: no
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest132: I don't like grass
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Guest132: It sure is stupid
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest132: golf my ass
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Guest132: No, not unemployed
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest132: employee of the month actually
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Guest132: no
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest132: I don't like grass
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Guest132: It sure is stupid
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest132: golf my ass
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Guest132: No, not unemployed
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest132: employee of the month actually
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Last one tonight, I promise!
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest77: niagara Falls, Cuba, Washington D.C., Miami
Pete Puma: That sounds so cool. How was the scuba diving in cuba?
Guest77: i was 5 years old when i went to Cuba
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Guest77: i don't follow football
Pete Puma: You'll get the hang of this eventually.
Guest77: how old are you
Pete Puma: I'm 28 years old. Generation Y.
Guest77: is there such a generation called y?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest77: not anymore sillier than generation x
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest77: niagara Falls, Cuba, Washington D.C., Miami
Pete Puma: That sounds so cool. How was the scuba diving in cuba?
Guest77: i was 5 years old when i went to Cuba
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Guest77: i don't follow football
Pete Puma: You'll get the hang of this eventually.
Guest77: how old are you
Pete Puma: I'm 28 years old. Generation Y.
Guest77: is there such a generation called y?
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest77: not anymore sillier than generation x
Julie gets to try out her French!
Guest145: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest145!
Guest145: my name is franck
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Franck, what's up?
Guest145: what's your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
Guest145: tu es belle
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je le suis, et alors?
Guest145: do you speak french
Julie Tinkerbell: Pas beaucoup, moi, mais je suis en train d'apprendre.
Guest145: suce-moi
Julie Tinkerbell: Huh?
Guest145: alors
Julie Tinkerbell: Der?
*end of chat*
It was actually working out until Franck tried to get vulgar with the "suce-moi" bit. lol
Guest145: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest145!
Guest145: my name is franck
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Franck, what's up?
Guest145: what's your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie.
Guest145: tu es belle
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je le suis, et alors?
Guest145: do you speak french
Julie Tinkerbell: Pas beaucoup, moi, mais je suis en train d'apprendre.
Guest145: suce-moi
Julie Tinkerbell: Huh?
Guest145: alors
Julie Tinkerbell: Der?
*end of chat*
It was actually working out until Franck tried to get vulgar with the "suce-moi" bit. lol
Flinch: What´s your favourite pet?
Guest116: i have a cat
Flinch: Oh, I like cats too! I like puppies better though.
Guest116: that's cool. by the way, who do you think names you Flinch
Flinch: God.
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