Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*concentrates*
*musters up a bucket of envy*

*turns green*

I could make you all think you are gren, if you like.

But it's hard being green...

*thinks:
"GOD Iwant to be able to turn people green-
ITS NOT FAIR!!"*

*compresses into an emerald green ball of light and floats to the ceiling*

EVEN NOT I AND STILL not I!!

*realizes by the sudden hush that he actually yelled that and didnt "*thinks*" it...

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys rose up to fight.

Back-to-back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other!

The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.

If you don't believe my lie is true
Ask the blind men, they all saw it too!

*inserts alternate verse*
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

You know, you could just think you're green, thats how stuff works here. Though I don't have that problem, I'm always green!

*coughs up green dye and repeats deathlike poems*

Oh I like this song! *dances small jig*

I love me, I love me, I love me so
I took myself to the picture show
I wraped my arm around my waste
And when I got fresh I slapped my face!