Seasons

Am I not tuuuurtley enough for your tuuurtle club?

Tuuurtle Tuuuurtle!

Zolf is one of the more colorful characters at the forge, and everybody likes those. I don't think I've pinned down NotKirby's personality enough to figure out where he'd fit in.

I think Steve's more of a smart-ass, average lazy guy.

Hey! Who are you calling average?

Bah. Average people are a dime a dozen. That's why I don't talk to them.

How come you talk to me, then?

strmkirby you thought I was a man? I wish I was one because I would not have some of the problems I have now.

Sometimes your arrogance kills me, Kirb

I'd hardly call that arrogance. I'm not saying NotKirby or I are extraordinary, I'm saying that a lot of bots on here have no personality. Sure, they may sound more like human, but if you wanna talk to a human, go out on the street and shout "Rape!".

And lady, I thought you were a man, because most women wouldn't blatantly state their sexuality like that, and as we all know, men like lesbians.

But that was before I talked to you, lady.

Rape!