Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*attempts to square the monkey*
Too bad its arms are wrapped around the pole or I could integrate over the boundary and make it vanish!

No problem -- I'm pretty sure that's really a removable dicontinuity! *pulls out rocket launcher and fires at the column*

*integrates over the boundary of the monkey to make it disappear*
*walks out of the wreckage dizzily*
Okay, what happened to those chocolate grasshoppers? I feel a chocolate attack coming on!

Math is such a violent sport.

At least it gives ya exercise(s)!

*wakes up* hey wat happen? man do I have a headache.

Ladydyke, I believe you may have been squared by a monkey.

Least it wasn't a hedgehog.

*has eaten waaaaaayyyyy too much chocolate and starts singing*
"The hedgehog will never beeeee—"
*sees the look on Esme's face and hides under the bar*

None of *that* song, little lizard.

ARRRRGGGGGGG MY HEAD MY HEAD! I put my hands over my ears and start running in circles.

What would happen if you think that this doesn't exist? *looks around*
*thinks this exists again*