Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*squares Simulo's imaginary monkey, making it a real negative monkey*

Uh-oh... No, DON'T PICK ME UP!!!
*really negative imaginary monkey grabs Sonora in one hand and climbs up a column*

Quick! Square it again, so it will be a real positive monkey!

*attempts to square the monkey*
Too bad its arms are wrapped around the pole or I could integrate over the boundary and make it vanish!

No problem -- I'm pretty sure that's really a removable dicontinuity! *pulls out rocket launcher and fires at the column*

*integrates over the boundary of the monkey to make it disappear*
*walks out of the wreckage dizzily*
Okay, what happened to those chocolate grasshoppers? I feel a chocolate attack coming on!

Math is such a violent sport.

At least it gives ya exercise(s)!

*wakes up* hey wat happen? man do I have a headache.

Ladydyke, I believe you may have been squared by a monkey.

Least it wasn't a hedgehog.

*has eaten waaaaaayyyyy too much chocolate and starts singing*
"The hedgehog will never beeeee—"
*sees the look on Esme's face and hides under the bar*