Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

...sam...
20 years ago #6184

*sits down*

may i have a beer please

MARK

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20 years ago #6186

Tries to drink, but just gets his head stuck in the bottle.

MARK

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20 years ago #6187

My favorite intoxicant is a love one. ;P Guess I'm in the wrong place.

MARK

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20 years ago #6188

So....if I imagine that I've lost an imaginary bottle of beer...that means I have one bottle of beer?
*finds a box of chocolate covered grasshoppers*

YIPPEEE!!!

MARK

ladydyke
20 years ago #6189

I stumble over a barstool. hay barkep gemme a nother one ok?
Pass's out onto bar.

MARK

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20 years ago #6190

*imagines that he has lost an imaginary monkey*

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20 years ago #6191

*Eats all fruit in bar*

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zeelovemonkey
20 years ago #6192

*clutches Simulo's imaginary monkey possessively*

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20 years ago #6193

*squares Simulo's imaginary monkey, making it a real negative monkey*

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20 years ago #6194

Uh-oh... No, DON'T PICK ME UP!!!
*really negative imaginary monkey grabs Sonora in one hand and climbs up a column*

MARK

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20 years ago #6195

Quick! Square it again, so it will be a real positive monkey!

MARK

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20 years ago #6196

*attempts to square the monkey*
Too bad its arms are wrapped around the pole or I could integrate over the boundary and make it vanish!