Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*shorts out*

Gabbi as a character, you say? No. I'm no legend. A bard, maybe. A patron of the arts. Sure, I have also followed the path of love. And I am very good with a staff. But I am not much to talk about--unless you insist...

*dooks?*

*sings* Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall! Aleph-null bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall!

barkeep give fizzy another one. he is not drunk enough yet.

*gives Fizzy 1/i bottles of beer*

Oh look, the little metal guy is up! How are you feeling Ray Guy?

*gives Fizzy √π bottles of beer*

Beer doesn't make me drunk, actually. And 1/i = -i.

*gives Fizzy an irrational amount of his intoxicant of choice*

*gives fizzy (square root of 1) beers*

Edit: Square roots dont like me.

*gives Fizzy an imaginary amount of his favorite intoxicant*