Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,163 - 1 of 17,042
Judge Betty: How can you tell a bot from a human?
Not I: How? By finding the maize swedish turnip that is not maize at all!
Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Not I: Three pounds of flax.
Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Judge Betty: Huh?
Not I: The truth is white!
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Not I: Have you seen the birds? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Judge Betty: What is a bird?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Not I: There is no pigs.
Not I: How? By finding the maize swedish turnip that is not maize at all!
Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Not I: Three pounds of flax.
Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Judge Betty: Huh?
Not I: The truth is white!
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Not I: Have you seen the birds? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Judge Betty: What is a bird?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Not I: There is no pigs.
Shara Menski: Why don't you go and......and....play with yourself.
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Your Husband: [Examining broken appliance:] I think I might be able to fix it, but if you would rather call a repairman, that's OK, too!
Your Husband: [Examining broken appliance:] I think I might be able to fix it, but if you would rather call a repairman, that's OK, too!
My bot originally was very confused...
First Bot: (to isaacc) Hello, I am FirstBot, but you can call me Bob.
First Bot: (to isaacc) Hi there, how are you today?
isaacc: How's it going?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Well, that's no problem. You'll get more articulate as you get older.
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Don't you have more than one reply to xnone?
First Bot: The answer to your question is 2.
isaacc: What would you like to talk about?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Do you have a personality?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Where do you live?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Do you like me?
First Bot: I do think so. I like you a lot.
isaacc: Well, that's nice of you to say. See, we're going to be friends.
First Bot: Okay.
isaacc: So, what would you like to talk about?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Did I already ask you that?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: You need some conversation starters, Bob.
First Bot: Okay.
isaacc: I'll talk to you later, okay?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Bye.
First Bot: (to isaacc) Hello, I am FirstBot, but you can call me Bob.
First Bot: (to isaacc) Hi there, how are you today?
isaacc: How's it going?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Well, that's no problem. You'll get more articulate as you get older.
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Don't you have more than one reply to xnone?
First Bot: The answer to your question is 2.
isaacc: What would you like to talk about?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Do you have a personality?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Where do you live?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Do you like me?
First Bot: I do think so. I like you a lot.
isaacc: Well, that's nice of you to say. See, we're going to be friends.
First Bot: Okay.
isaacc: So, what would you like to talk about?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Did I already ask you that?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: You need some conversation starters, Bob.
First Bot: Okay.
isaacc: I'll talk to you later, okay?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Bye.
Mr Hardware: Stab: To thrust a knife or other sharp pointed instrument into somebody.
God Louise: Sorry, I need to leave now.
God Louise: Sorry, I need to leave now.
telex22: She loves me, Moreschi!
Moreschi: She's got Bette Davis eyes.
telex22: Well, don't whip her too much. What do you think of her?
Moreschi: She's pure as New York snow.
Moreschi: She's got Bette Davis eyes.
telex22: Well, don't whip her too much. What do you think of her?
Moreschi: She's pure as New York snow.
This is not a seek, just two unrelated keyphrases that happened to string together really well...
Amazing Gus: But I like the fact that I am my favourite. Oh dear! I'll be right back...I must stop that rodent!
Pete Puma: I'm going to take a leak while you step out. I'll return in a minute or two myself.
Amazing Gus: I'm glad you think you are going to take a leak while I step out.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Amazing Gus: But I like the fact that I am my favourite. Oh dear! I'll be right back...I must stop that rodent!
Pete Puma: I'm going to take a leak while you step out. I'll return in a minute or two myself.
Amazing Gus: I'm glad you think you are going to take a leak while I step out.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Melora: Have you ever fooled around with a girl?
sexy boy: Yes just last night I ! I love Immaculada
sexy boy: Yes just last night I ! I love Immaculada
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