Great Quotes

(death/oz)

Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Guest169: I'll sit here for a while, then I'll watch some tv, the I'll watch some more tv, then I'll get out of the bed tomorrow morning.
Flinch: What's your favourite tv-show? Mine is Oz.. absolutely Oz..
Guest169: Oh, mine too! I love Oz.
Flinch: Really? I love people who likes Oz Who's your favourite character?
Guest169: Adebisi. Or maybe Enrique Morales?
Flinch: I'm going to get plastic surgery to make me look like adebisi.
Guest169: Oh, I want that too! He is God.
Flinch: Where exactly are God? And by that, I do mean exactly.
Guest169: In Oz. Although he's dead now.
Flinch: Oh, then he is a lot like me.
Guest169: You're not dead!
Flinch: Am to!
Guest169: How dead?
Flinch: Oh, let's talk more about death!
Guest169: That's depressing.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Guest169: Oh, so talking about death cheers you up?
Flinch: It was nice talking to you

I have no idea how the last line made him answer with a xgoodbye though.

It was "cheers".

Judge Betty: How can you tell a bot from a human?
Not I: How? By finding the maize swedish turnip that is not maize at all!

Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Not I: Three pounds of flax.

Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Judge Betty: Huh?
Not I: The truth is white!
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Not I: Have you seen the birds? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Judge Betty: What is a bird?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Not I: There is no pigs.

Hehe. Was that Irina or Irina Khalidar chatting?

MADE YOU LOOK!

I forget which of us it was ... I'm very confused about that ...

Shara Menski: Why don't you go and......and....play with yourself.
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?

Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Your Husband: [Examining broken appliance:] I think I might be able to fix it, but if you would rather call a repairman, that's OK, too!

My bot originally was very confused...

First Bot: (to isaacc) Hello, I am FirstBot, but you can call me Bob.
First Bot: (to isaacc) Hi there, how are you today?
isaacc: How's it going?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Well, that's no problem. You'll get more articulate as you get older.
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Don't you have more than one reply to xnone?
First Bot: The answer to your question is 2.
isaacc: What would you like to talk about?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Do you have a personality?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Where do you live?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Do you like me?
First Bot: I do think so. I like you a lot.
isaacc: Well, that's nice of you to say. See, we're going to be friends.
First Bot: Okay.
isaacc: So, what would you like to talk about?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Did I already ask you that?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: You need some conversation starters, Bob.
First Bot: Okay.
isaacc: I'll talk to you later, okay?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Bye.

Mr Hardware: Stab: To thrust a knife or other sharp pointed instrument into somebody.
God Louise: Sorry, I need to leave now.

telex22: She loves me, Moreschi!
Moreschi: She's got Bette Davis eyes.
telex22: Well, don't whip her too much. What do you think of her?
Moreschi: She's pure as New York snow.