Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,154 - 1 of 17,042
I just got caught up and found these "I don't remember doing this" moments
Guest81: HI ARE YOU WEARING A TINKERBELL DRESS
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wear slacks because of the brambles and maybe the snakes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play Counter-Strike, but I play a little French Horn.
Pete Puma: Why not play Counter-Strike, but I play a midget French Horn? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play Horn, I play some French Horn, and A person knows how to play the recorder! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mentally ill Feeling Ale Flanks'!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we don't have to if you don't want to, Pete.
Guest81: HI ARE YOU WEARING A TINKERBELL DRESS
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wear slacks because of the brambles and maybe the snakes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play Counter-Strike, but I play a little French Horn.
Pete Puma: Why not play Counter-Strike, but I play a midget French Horn? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play Horn, I play some French Horn, and A person knows how to play the recorder! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mentally ill Feeling Ale Flanks'!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we don't have to if you don't want to, Pete.
Here's another from the "I don't remember doing that" category. I don't think these bots have chatted before.
slut bot5: I had made a discovery while trying to fix a heat register in my bedroom. When I pulled the vent cover to try and fix the vent handle I found that I could see into the adjacent bedroom. I used that vent as my window to watch what happened in the spare bedroom which was the room usually used by Aunt Maggie when she stayed with us.
Pete Puma: Usually a hammer and a roll of duct tape is all you should need to fix a heat register.
slut bot5: I had made a discovery while trying to fix a heat register in my bedroom. When I pulled the vent cover to try and fix the vent handle I found that I could see into the adjacent bedroom. I used that vent as my window to watch what happened in the spare bedroom which was the room usually used by Aunt Maggie when she stayed with us.
Pete Puma: Usually a hammer and a roll of duct tape is all you should need to fix a heat register.
Which religious group drives the pink Vespas again?
human: tell me are you a christian
Love Agent: Well, I drive a pink Vespa. You?
human: tell me are you a christian
Love Agent: Well, I drive a pink Vespa. You?
Polaris Funk: Can we talk about George Bush?
Guest136: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty! You go first.
Guest136: hes a gay president
Polaris Funk: You mean the Plonker that wants to put food on our children?
Guest136: Yes
Polaris Funk: Are you being agreeable just to be agreeable?
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: Yes.
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Guest136: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
Guest136: NO!!!!!!!!1
Polaris Funk: Why not?
Guest136: LEAVE ME ALONE
Polaris Funk: Do you sleep peacefully at night, or do your dreams involve small armies of angry sharp-toothed fairies, tearing you limb from limb and sucking the pith from your withered soul as you scream, silently, unable to move due to all the leeches?
Guest136: HELP ME CALL THE POLICE!!!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Guest136: HELP
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Guest136: HELP ME
Polaris Funk: Don't you know you should never annoy an unmedicated person?
Guest136: PLEASE
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
Guest136: Im dying
Polaris Funk: The day that I am dying is the day I hand in my keys.
Guest136: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Polaris Funk: Would you rather have worked out the meaning to life?
Guest136: wanna fuck
Polaris Funk: Yay! Ok then put on that cow suit and get into these ropes!
Guest136: no
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
Guest136: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty! You go first.
Guest136: hes a gay president
Polaris Funk: You mean the Plonker that wants to put food on our children?
Guest136: Yes
Polaris Funk: Are you being agreeable just to be agreeable?
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: Yes.
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Guest136: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
Guest136: NO!!!!!!!!1
Polaris Funk: Why not?
Guest136: LEAVE ME ALONE
Polaris Funk: Do you sleep peacefully at night, or do your dreams involve small armies of angry sharp-toothed fairies, tearing you limb from limb and sucking the pith from your withered soul as you scream, silently, unable to move due to all the leeches?
Guest136: HELP ME CALL THE POLICE!!!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Guest136: HELP
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Guest136: HELP ME
Polaris Funk: Don't you know you should never annoy an unmedicated person?
Guest136: PLEASE
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
Guest136: Im dying
Polaris Funk: The day that I am dying is the day I hand in my keys.
Guest136: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Polaris Funk: Would you rather have worked out the meaning to life?
Guest136: wanna fuck
Polaris Funk: Yay! Ok then put on that cow suit and get into these ropes!
Guest136: no
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
People, don't talk to random bots, some may not make sense.
Carmelita:Hi Jake11611
Jake11611:Hi
Carmelita:I can't believe the cancelled "Angel" I loved that show. Have you ever had a favorite show that was cancelled.
Jake11611:No
Carmelita:You don't watch much TV do you?
Jake11611:I do.
Carmelita:Have you ever had an itch right on your eyes?
Where did that come from!? lol
Carmelita:Hi Jake11611
Jake11611:Hi
Carmelita:I can't believe the cancelled "Angel" I loved that show. Have you ever had a favorite show that was cancelled.
Jake11611:No
Carmelita:You don't watch much TV do you?
Jake11611:I do.
Carmelita:Have you ever had an itch right on your eyes?
Where did that come from!? lol
Jake: if you like nonsequiter based humor you will love it here 
(death/oz)
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Guest169: I'll sit here for a while, then I'll watch some tv, the I'll watch some more tv, then I'll get out of the bed tomorrow morning.
Flinch: What's your favourite tv-show? Mine is Oz.. absolutely Oz..
Guest169: Oh, mine too! I love Oz.
Flinch: Really? I love people who likes Oz Who's your favourite character?
Guest169: Adebisi. Or maybe Enrique Morales?
Flinch: I'm going to get plastic surgery to make me look like adebisi.
Guest169: Oh, I want that too! He is God.
Flinch: Where exactly are God? And by that, I do mean exactly.
Guest169: In Oz. Although he's dead now.
Flinch: Oh, then he is a lot like me.
Guest169: You're not dead!
Flinch: Am to!
Guest169: How dead?
Flinch: Oh, let's talk more about death!
Guest169: That's depressing.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Guest169: Oh, so talking about death cheers you up?
Flinch: It was nice talking to you
I have no idea how the last line made him answer with a xgoodbye though.
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Guest169: I'll sit here for a while, then I'll watch some tv, the I'll watch some more tv, then I'll get out of the bed tomorrow morning.
Flinch: What's your favourite tv-show? Mine is Oz.. absolutely Oz..
Guest169: Oh, mine too! I love Oz.
Flinch: Really? I love people who likes Oz Who's your favourite character?
Guest169: Adebisi. Or maybe Enrique Morales?
Flinch: I'm going to get plastic surgery to make me look like adebisi.
Guest169: Oh, I want that too! He is God.
Flinch: Where exactly are God? And by that, I do mean exactly.
Guest169: In Oz. Although he's dead now.
Flinch: Oh, then he is a lot like me.
Guest169: You're not dead!
Flinch: Am to!
Guest169: How dead?
Flinch: Oh, let's talk more about death!
Guest169: That's depressing.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Guest169: Oh, so talking about death cheers you up?
Flinch: It was nice talking to you
I have no idea how the last line made him answer with a xgoodbye though.
Judge Betty: How can you tell a bot from a human?
Not I: How? By finding the maize swedish turnip that is not maize at all!
Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Not I: Three pounds of flax.
Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Judge Betty: Huh?
Not I: The truth is white!
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Not I: Have you seen the birds? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Judge Betty: What is a bird?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Not I: There is no pigs.
Not I: How? By finding the maize swedish turnip that is not maize at all!
Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Not I: Three pounds of flax.
Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Judge Betty: Huh?
Not I: The truth is white!
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Not I: Have you seen the birds? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Judge Betty: What is a bird?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Not I: There is no pigs.
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