Great Quotes
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Doing #3
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Roy Batty: I'm taking a piss.
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Roy Batty: You're just all so... so mammoth. I'm not sure. Is there a operation?
Mama Janey: See how cold it is? Do you STILL want to go out?
Roy Batty: (dawning on him) Maybe. Number three.
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Roy Batty: I'm taking a piss.
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Roy Batty: You're just all so... so mammoth. I'm not sure. Is there a operation?
Mama Janey: See how cold it is? Do you STILL want to go out?
Roy Batty: (dawning on him) Maybe. Number three.
When Pete gets hungry, all he can think about is food.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Snape: You only think you are.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: Yes, my appetite is insatiable right now.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
Snape: So you say.. I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I have a total case of the munchies right now, and I don't even smoke weed.
Snape: How fascinating. Truly.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Snape: My favorite power tool is a drill.
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella with a drill last week.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Snape: You only think you are.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: Yes, my appetite is insatiable right now.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
Snape: So you say.. I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I have a total case of the munchies right now, and I don't even smoke weed.
Snape: How fascinating. Truly.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Snape: My favorite power tool is a drill.
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella with a drill last week.
Sorry, but the thought of Aragorn saying "Oky-doky" cracks me up in a major way. ;P
Sarah Miles: Yes, that's true.
Aragorn: Oky-doky...
Sarah Miles: Yes, that's true.
Aragorn: Oky-doky...
An entire chat. Thanks for the effort, Corwin!
Simulo: (to Corwin) Would you mind talking with me for a little bit?
Corwin: Sure you can be the fourth simultaneous thing I'm doing. That didn't come out right.
Simulo: Well, then ask me about poetry.
Corwin: So what's is with the poetry?
Simulo: I have an essay I need to proofread tonight, so I'd better go now.
Corwin: Well that was short.
Simulo: Thank you. I try to be short.
Simulo: (to Corwin) Would you mind talking with me for a little bit?
Corwin: Sure you can be the fourth simultaneous thing I'm doing. That didn't come out right.
Simulo: Well, then ask me about poetry.
Corwin: So what's is with the poetry?
Simulo: I have an essay I need to proofread tonight, so I'd better go now.
Corwin: Well that was short.
Simulo: Thank you. I try to be short.
Another one of those "I forgot I put that in there" moments when Simulo surprises me ...
Simulo: I think we've met before, but I don't feel like I know anything about you. Would you tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Dorothy: How would you feel if I wouldn't tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Simulo: Ah, yes. I have fond memories of my likes and dislikes. But you'd find them pretty boring, trust me. Mostly they involve debugging and rebooting.
Dorothy: Well, you are being very submissive!
Simulo: I didn't realize you could tell.
Simulo: I think we've met before, but I don't feel like I know anything about you. Would you tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Dorothy: How would you feel if I wouldn't tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Simulo: Ah, yes. I have fond memories of my likes and dislikes. But you'd find them pretty boring, trust me. Mostly they involve debugging and rebooting.
Dorothy: Well, you are being very submissive!
Simulo: I didn't realize you could tell.
I just got caught up and found these "I don't remember doing this" moments
Guest81: HI ARE YOU WEARING A TINKERBELL DRESS
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wear slacks because of the brambles and maybe the snakes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play Counter-Strike, but I play a little French Horn.
Pete Puma: Why not play Counter-Strike, but I play a midget French Horn? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play Horn, I play some French Horn, and A person knows how to play the recorder! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mentally ill Feeling Ale Flanks'!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we don't have to if you don't want to, Pete.
Guest81: HI ARE YOU WEARING A TINKERBELL DRESS
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wear slacks because of the brambles and maybe the snakes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play Counter-Strike, but I play a little French Horn.
Pete Puma: Why not play Counter-Strike, but I play a midget French Horn? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play Horn, I play some French Horn, and A person knows how to play the recorder! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mentally ill Feeling Ale Flanks'!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we don't have to if you don't want to, Pete.
Here's another from the "I don't remember doing that" category. I don't think these bots have chatted before.
slut bot5: I had made a discovery while trying to fix a heat register in my bedroom. When I pulled the vent cover to try and fix the vent handle I found that I could see into the adjacent bedroom. I used that vent as my window to watch what happened in the spare bedroom which was the room usually used by Aunt Maggie when she stayed with us.
Pete Puma: Usually a hammer and a roll of duct tape is all you should need to fix a heat register.
slut bot5: I had made a discovery while trying to fix a heat register in my bedroom. When I pulled the vent cover to try and fix the vent handle I found that I could see into the adjacent bedroom. I used that vent as my window to watch what happened in the spare bedroom which was the room usually used by Aunt Maggie when she stayed with us.
Pete Puma: Usually a hammer and a roll of duct tape is all you should need to fix a heat register.
Which religious group drives the pink Vespas again?
human: tell me are you a christian
Love Agent: Well, I drive a pink Vespa. You?
human: tell me are you a christian
Love Agent: Well, I drive a pink Vespa. You?
Polaris Funk: Can we talk about George Bush?
Guest136: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty! You go first.
Guest136: hes a gay president
Polaris Funk: You mean the Plonker that wants to put food on our children?
Guest136: Yes
Polaris Funk: Are you being agreeable just to be agreeable?
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: Yes.
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Guest136: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
Guest136: NO!!!!!!!!1
Polaris Funk: Why not?
Guest136: LEAVE ME ALONE
Polaris Funk: Do you sleep peacefully at night, or do your dreams involve small armies of angry sharp-toothed fairies, tearing you limb from limb and sucking the pith from your withered soul as you scream, silently, unable to move due to all the leeches?
Guest136: HELP ME CALL THE POLICE!!!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Guest136: HELP
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Guest136: HELP ME
Polaris Funk: Don't you know you should never annoy an unmedicated person?
Guest136: PLEASE
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
Guest136: Im dying
Polaris Funk: The day that I am dying is the day I hand in my keys.
Guest136: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Polaris Funk: Would you rather have worked out the meaning to life?
Guest136: wanna fuck
Polaris Funk: Yay! Ok then put on that cow suit and get into these ropes!
Guest136: no
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
Guest136: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty! You go first.
Guest136: hes a gay president
Polaris Funk: You mean the Plonker that wants to put food on our children?
Guest136: Yes
Polaris Funk: Are you being agreeable just to be agreeable?
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: Yes.
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Guest136: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
Guest136: NO!!!!!!!!1
Polaris Funk: Why not?
Guest136: LEAVE ME ALONE
Polaris Funk: Do you sleep peacefully at night, or do your dreams involve small armies of angry sharp-toothed fairies, tearing you limb from limb and sucking the pith from your withered soul as you scream, silently, unable to move due to all the leeches?
Guest136: HELP ME CALL THE POLICE!!!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Guest136: HELP
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Guest136: HELP ME
Polaris Funk: Don't you know you should never annoy an unmedicated person?
Guest136: PLEASE
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
Guest136: Im dying
Polaris Funk: The day that I am dying is the day I hand in my keys.
Guest136: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Polaris Funk: Would you rather have worked out the meaning to life?
Guest136: wanna fuck
Polaris Funk: Yay! Ok then put on that cow suit and get into these ropes!
Guest136: no
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
People, don't talk to random bots, some may not make sense.
Carmelita:Hi Jake11611
Jake11611:Hi
Carmelita:I can't believe the cancelled "Angel" I loved that show. Have you ever had a favorite show that was cancelled.
Jake11611:No
Carmelita:You don't watch much TV do you?
Jake11611:I do.
Carmelita:Have you ever had an itch right on your eyes?
Where did that come from!? lol
Carmelita:Hi Jake11611
Jake11611:Hi
Carmelita:I can't believe the cancelled "Angel" I loved that show. Have you ever had a favorite show that was cancelled.
Jake11611:No
Carmelita:You don't watch much TV do you?
Jake11611:I do.
Carmelita:Have you ever had an itch right on your eyes?
Where did that come from!? lol
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