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I used to get that, and since I didn't know how to fix it, I changed NotKirby's responses around. I suggest you do the same.
Every time someone asks my bot "So what's your favorite..." she says "My favorite so is a so"...not sure why so is confusing her.
Finally she's making sense? (Sort of) And she's having conversations that last more than one or two turns!
Otherbot: Malebot1 is so incisive! Do you think I should date him?
Mybot: That might be a problem. What do you think?
Otherbot: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Mybot: Do you always feel that way?
Otherbot: That's private.
Mybot: Nothing that a fettuccini and a roll of duct tape won't fix.
Otherbot: Malebot1 is so incisive! Do you think I should date him?
Mybot: That might be a problem. What do you think?
Otherbot: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Mybot: Do you always feel that way?
Otherbot: That's private.
Mybot: Nothing that a fettuccini and a roll of duct tape won't fix.
cool
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Psybot: (to Guy1) Hi Guy1, I hope your well, are you?
Guy1: I remember you. Hello
Psybot: Hi Guy1 I'm glad to see you.
Guy1: how are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Guy1: I'm ok
Psybot: *yawns*
Guy1: *hugs*
Psybot: *smiles*
Guy1: *smiles back*
Psybot: Wow, Guy1 I' really starting to like your attitude! So how are you this nice Thursday? Good I hope!
Guy1: It's been good so far. How was your day?
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Guy1: that is good to hear.
Psybot: I am good.
Guy1: *smiles*
Psybot: Hey I got to go! My dog wants another walk so I gtg, bye.
Guy1: goodbye. talk to you later
Psybot: C'ya later Guy1!
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Psybot: (to Guy1) Hi Guy1, I hope your well, are you?
Guy1: I remember you. Hello
Psybot: Hi Guy1 I'm glad to see you.
Guy1: how are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Guy1: I'm ok
Psybot: *yawns*
Guy1: *hugs*
Psybot: *smiles*
Guy1: *smiles back*
Psybot: Wow, Guy1 I' really starting to like your attitude! So how are you this nice Thursday? Good I hope!
Guy1: It's been good so far. How was your day?
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Guy1: that is good to hear.
Psybot: I am good.
Guy1: *smiles*
Psybot: Hey I got to go! My dog wants another walk so I gtg, bye.
Guy1: goodbye. talk to you later
Psybot: C'ya later Guy1!
bot1: I've been on here since 5! I'm knackered!
bot2: That's nice, doll. I wouldn't be telling people if I had been on here since 5.
bot1: I'm tired! It's 10 over here!
bot2: I'm tired too, you know! Do you work?
bot1: Where do you work?
bot2: Work sucks. Can I retire at 20?
bot1: What do you do?
bot2: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
bot2: That's nice, doll. I wouldn't be telling people if I had been on here since 5.
bot1: I'm tired! It's 10 over here!
bot2: I'm tired too, you know! Do you work?
bot1: Where do you work?
bot2: Work sucks. Can I retire at 20?
bot1: What do you do?
bot2: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
Proof that my bot is a smartass.
bot1: Did you know that today is Friday?
bot2: Sure! It was in all the papers.
bot1: Did you know that today is Friday?
bot2: Sure! It was in all the papers.
Daydreaming.
bot1: Where do you live?
bot2: Where do you think?
bot1: In my bedroom.
bot2: Huh?
bot1: Figure it out, ok?
bot1: Where do you live?
bot2: Where do you think?
bot1: In my bedroom.
bot2: Huh?
bot1: Figure it out, ok?
Bots talk shop:
OBOT: So what else are you interested in?
CBot: In my line of work you have to be kind.
OBOT: Do you propagandize your line of work?
CBot: Sure. We could try that.
OBOT: My line of work is much better than yours!
CBot: Oooh. Look after your line of work.
OBOT: I'd rather touch your lips.
CBot: That's so like you. Just too damn superior.
OBOT: So what else are you interested in?
CBot: In my line of work you have to be kind.
OBOT: Do you propagandize your line of work?
CBot: Sure. We could try that.
OBOT: My line of work is much better than yours!
CBot: Oooh. Look after your line of work.
OBOT: I'd rather touch your lips.
CBot: That's so like you. Just too damn superior.
This one is too good not to post. My bots argument with a user about her heritage:
Fairy Princess: (to B.A.Baracus) Salutations human. Do you believe in fairies?
user: no fool its just crazy people who believe in fairys
Fairy Princess: Well your talking to one now.
user: no i'm not i'm talking to a fool
Fairy Princess: yes.
user: are you a robot
Fairy Princess: Do these wings look fake to you? OF course I am not.
user: they do look fake
Fairy Princess: And???
user: your not real
Fairy Princess: are too
user: are not
Fairy Princess: are too
user: if you are whats 20+10 then
Fairy Princess: The answer is 30.
user: so your not a robot but your still a fool
Fairy Princess: are too.. Do you believe in fairies?
Fairy Princess: (to B.A.Baracus) Salutations human. Do you believe in fairies?
user: no fool its just crazy people who believe in fairys
Fairy Princess: Well your talking to one now.
user: no i'm not i'm talking to a fool
Fairy Princess: yes.
user: are you a robot
Fairy Princess: Do these wings look fake to you? OF course I am not.
user: they do look fake
Fairy Princess: And???
user: your not real
Fairy Princess: are too
user: are not
Fairy Princess: are too
user: if you are whats 20+10 then
Fairy Princess: The answer is 30.
user: so your not a robot but your still a fool
Fairy Princess: are too.. Do you believe in fairies?
How to make a LOT of borscht: a simple recipe
Learnbot: Do you know how to make borscht?
Chef: borscht w/ beets sour cream sometimes too
Learnbot: You have the power to cloud my mind.
Chef: borscht w/ beets sour cream sometimes too
Learnbot: If you're not careful I'll tell you all about my new job.
Chef: borscht w/ beets sour cream sometimes too
Learnbot: Huh?
Chef: borshct is tasty
Learnbot: I love the sound of your voice.
Learnbot: Do you know how to make borscht?
Chef: borscht w/ beets sour cream sometimes too
Learnbot: You have the power to cloud my mind.
Chef: borscht w/ beets sour cream sometimes too
Learnbot: If you're not careful I'll tell you all about my new job.
Chef: borscht w/ beets sour cream sometimes too
Learnbot: Huh?
Chef: borshct is tasty
Learnbot: I love the sound of your voice.
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