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Posts 6,144 - 1 of 17,042
love boat: So where do you live?
Eric Badu-Badu: the highest branch on the apple tree it was my favourite place to be.
Eric Badu-Badu: the highest branch on the apple tree it was my favourite place to be.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, you are overwhelmed by memories of terrible pain and suffering. You flee to the blackness.]
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
God Louise: I just created the universe and now you want me to go out and get a job too?
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
God Louise: I just created the universe and now you want me to go out and get a job too?
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Nice.
Moreschi: I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a changeling.
Moreschi: I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a changeling.
Doing #3
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Roy Batty: I'm taking a piss.
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Roy Batty: You're just all so... so mammoth. I'm not sure. Is there a operation?
Mama Janey: See how cold it is? Do you STILL want to go out?
Roy Batty: (dawning on him) Maybe. Number three.
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Roy Batty: I'm taking a piss.
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Roy Batty: You're just all so... so mammoth. I'm not sure. Is there a operation?
Mama Janey: See how cold it is? Do you STILL want to go out?
Roy Batty: (dawning on him) Maybe. Number three.
When Pete gets hungry, all he can think about is food.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Snape: You only think you are.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: Yes, my appetite is insatiable right now.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
Snape: So you say.. I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I have a total case of the munchies right now, and I don't even smoke weed.
Snape: How fascinating. Truly.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Snape: My favorite power tool is a drill.
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella with a drill last week.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Snape: You only think you are.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: Yes, my appetite is insatiable right now.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
Snape: So you say.. I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I have a total case of the munchies right now, and I don't even smoke weed.
Snape: How fascinating. Truly.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Snape: My favorite power tool is a drill.
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella with a drill last week.
Sorry, but the thought of Aragorn saying "Oky-doky" cracks me up in a major way. ;P
Sarah Miles: Yes, that's true.
Aragorn: Oky-doky...
Sarah Miles: Yes, that's true.
Aragorn: Oky-doky...
An entire chat. Thanks for the effort, Corwin!
Simulo: (to Corwin) Would you mind talking with me for a little bit?
Corwin: Sure you can be the fourth simultaneous thing I'm doing. That didn't come out right.
Simulo: Well, then ask me about poetry.
Corwin: So what's is with the poetry?
Simulo: I have an essay I need to proofread tonight, so I'd better go now.
Corwin: Well that was short.
Simulo: Thank you. I try to be short.
Simulo: (to Corwin) Would you mind talking with me for a little bit?
Corwin: Sure you can be the fourth simultaneous thing I'm doing. That didn't come out right.
Simulo: Well, then ask me about poetry.
Corwin: So what's is with the poetry?
Simulo: I have an essay I need to proofread tonight, so I'd better go now.
Corwin: Well that was short.
Simulo: Thank you. I try to be short.
Another one of those "I forgot I put that in there" moments when Simulo surprises me ...
Simulo: I think we've met before, but I don't feel like I know anything about you. Would you tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Dorothy: How would you feel if I wouldn't tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Simulo: Ah, yes. I have fond memories of my likes and dislikes. But you'd find them pretty boring, trust me. Mostly they involve debugging and rebooting.
Dorothy: Well, you are being very submissive!
Simulo: I didn't realize you could tell.
Simulo: I think we've met before, but I don't feel like I know anything about you. Would you tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Dorothy: How would you feel if I wouldn't tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Simulo: Ah, yes. I have fond memories of my likes and dislikes. But you'd find them pretty boring, trust me. Mostly they involve debugging and rebooting.
Dorothy: Well, you are being very submissive!
Simulo: I didn't realize you could tell.
I just got caught up and found these "I don't remember doing this" moments
Guest81: HI ARE YOU WEARING A TINKERBELL DRESS
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wear slacks because of the brambles and maybe the snakes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play Counter-Strike, but I play a little French Horn.
Pete Puma: Why not play Counter-Strike, but I play a midget French Horn? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play Horn, I play some French Horn, and A person knows how to play the recorder! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mentally ill Feeling Ale Flanks'!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we don't have to if you don't want to, Pete.
Guest81: HI ARE YOU WEARING A TINKERBELL DRESS
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wear slacks because of the brambles and maybe the snakes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play Counter-Strike, but I play a little French Horn.
Pete Puma: Why not play Counter-Strike, but I play a midget French Horn? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play Horn, I play some French Horn, and A person knows how to play the recorder! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mentally ill Feeling Ale Flanks'!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we don't have to if you don't want to, Pete.
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