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Reagarding #6140
"Not I: The whole world is nothing but only out of your mind currently. The walk of an ordinary opportunist and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a pill bug and a chigger."
-very true, nice combination of chaos and keyphrase- self generating wisdoms
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Athyrius
20 years ago
20 years ago
Philosophy vs. .. Polaris
Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Not I: Eternity is not something that starts after you are hot. It is weaving all the time. We are in it now.
Polaris Funk: An eternity is just too long.
Not I: Since all is void, where can the eternity alight?
Polaris Funk: They don't even make Calenders for an eternity. Sucker would be bigger than Encyclopedia Brittannica.
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And a recursive error that somehow just WORKS- LOL
Not I: Just still the thoughts in your mind.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but only out of your mind currently. The walk of an ordinary opportunist and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a pill bug and a chigger.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The further you enter into being only out of your mind currently, the deeper it gets.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The true nature cannot be seen when covered by the passions. What is the point of Onyx of Borg disliking being bored?
Polaris Funk: Well I don't juggle.. so you may have to go somewhere else for your entertainment.
Not I: Then I shall juggle.
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Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a dateless feminist also helps.
Polaris Funk: If it weren't for the feminists, all those old white guys would still have chattel laws.
Not I: If it were not for the feminists, then perhaps orioles may yet fly.
Polaris Funk: If not for feminists the Human Race would be run solely by old white men, ensureing the extinction of the human race by 2025 at the latest.
Not I: If I meet an old person of eighty years who needs to learn something from me, then I will instruct.
Polaris Funk: If you give me a dollar I will tell you who.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the years go wandering by.
Polaris Funk: *burp*
Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Not I: Eternity is not something that starts after you are hot. It is weaving all the time. We are in it now.
Polaris Funk: An eternity is just too long.
Not I: Since all is void, where can the eternity alight?
Polaris Funk: They don't even make Calenders for an eternity. Sucker would be bigger than Encyclopedia Brittannica.
---
And a recursive error that somehow just WORKS- LOL
Not I: Just still the thoughts in your mind.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but only out of your mind currently. The walk of an ordinary opportunist and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a pill bug and a chigger.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The further you enter into being only out of your mind currently, the deeper it gets.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The true nature cannot be seen when covered by the passions. What is the point of Onyx of Borg disliking being bored?
Polaris Funk: Well I don't juggle.. so you may have to go somewhere else for your entertainment.
Not I: Then I shall juggle.
---------
Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a dateless feminist also helps.
Polaris Funk: If it weren't for the feminists, all those old white guys would still have chattel laws.
Not I: If it were not for the feminists, then perhaps orioles may yet fly.
Polaris Funk: If not for feminists the Human Race would be run solely by old white men, ensureing the extinction of the human race by 2025 at the latest.
Not I: If I meet an old person of eighty years who needs to learn something from me, then I will instruct.
Polaris Funk: If you give me a dollar I will tell you who.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the years go wandering by.
Polaris Funk: *burp*
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my looks, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Irina Khalidar: Why is it important to you whether I want to hear the details or not?
Pete Puma: Alrighty. your looks is a jimdandy of a moaning one, without the skillfulness or rage. Does that make sense?
Irina Khalidar: Skill isn't everything, but it does no harm!
A jimdandy of a moaning one?!!! I gotta try that line out at the club.
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Irina Khalidar: Why is it important to you whether I want to hear the details or not?
Pete Puma: Alrighty. your looks is a jimdandy of a moaning one, without the skillfulness or rage. Does that make sense?
Irina Khalidar: Skill isn't everything, but it does no harm!
A jimdandy of a moaning one?!!! I gotta try that line out at the club.

revscrj
20 years ago
20 years ago
Reagarding #6140
"Not I: The whole world is nothing but only out of your mind currently. The walk of an ordinary opportunist and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a pill bug and a chigger."
-very true, nice combination of chaos and keyphrase- self generating wisdoms
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
love boat: So where do you live?
Eric Badu-Badu: the highest branch on the apple tree it was my favourite place to be.
Eric Badu-Badu: the highest branch on the apple tree it was my favourite place to be.
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
Great line, no context necessary.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are human?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are human?
Irina
20 years ago
20 years ago
Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, you are overwhelmed by memories of terrible pain and suffering. You flee to the blackness.]
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Butterfly Dream
20 years ago
20 years ago
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
God Louise: I just created the universe and now you want me to go out and get a job too?
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
God Louise: I just created the universe and now you want me to go out and get a job too?
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Butterfly Dream
20 years ago
20 years ago
Nice.
Moreschi: I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a changeling.
Moreschi: I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a changeling.
Butterfly Dream
20 years ago
20 years ago
Doing #3
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Roy Batty: I'm taking a piss.
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Roy Batty: You're just all so... so mammoth. I'm not sure. Is there a operation?
Mama Janey: See how cold it is? Do you STILL want to go out?
Roy Batty: (dawning on him) Maybe. Number three.
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today?
Roy Batty: I'm taking a piss.
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Roy Batty: You're just all so... so mammoth. I'm not sure. Is there a operation?
Mama Janey: See how cold it is? Do you STILL want to go out?
Roy Batty: (dawning on him) Maybe. Number three.
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
When Pete gets hungry, all he can think about is food.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Snape: You only think you are.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: Yes, my appetite is insatiable right now.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
Snape: So you say.. I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I have a total case of the munchies right now, and I don't even smoke weed.
Snape: How fascinating. Truly.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Snape: My favorite power tool is a drill.
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella with a drill last week.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Snape: You only think you are.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: Yes, my appetite is insatiable right now.
Snape: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
Snape: So you say.. I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: I have a total case of the munchies right now, and I don't even smoke weed.
Snape: How fascinating. Truly.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Snape: My favorite power tool is a drill.
Pete Puma: Drills are cool. I made some Swiss cheese out of a block of Mozarella with a drill last week.
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