Doghead's Cosmic Bar

BRING IT ON.

::orders a pint of porter and buys a round of whatever for the ladies::

*bursts into bar and grabs nearest person holds water pistol to their head* You'll never shoot me now STRMkirby (see music and movies forum).

*fly's in for a visit and sits on the steam coming from the hot toddy that one customer is drinking and watches the stupidity of the humans violence going on and takes notes* Sorry I can't help out this time around I am just hear to observe human behavior.

Dogh'd bring me your special nonalcoholic drink in the smallest thumbell you have, try not to make it bigger than I am okay. *waves wand and poofs credits on table*

Fairy, Dogh'd headed for the hills a while ago. How about a Shirley Temple minus the cherry?
::gets behind bar and aims soda gun at STRMKirby in a threatening manner::

thank you butterfly dream. *flutters wings daintly and smiles*

::extends arm, soda gun flies into hand:: Mmmmm... soda...

Great stuff. Now, see how the guy in the flannel shirt...that is a guy isn't it? threw a whole pint of beer into his opponent's face? How do you know that (guy?) isn't a Canadian?

Because a Canadian (also any Irishman and most certainly any Aussie) would instead down the pint of beer and throw the empty glass into his opponent's face. Smiting one's enemies is one thing, but wasting good alcohol is another.
*removes hose that runs from case of soda to soda gun and sticks it into the urinal.*

How do you like your soda now Mr Kirby?

lol

Ewwww