Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ahh, the boiling of the dry ice feels good on your lips. You oughta give it a try, bub!

You tellin Dogh'd to snap to it, ladydyke? That borders on pushy, lass. What'll ya have?

I dont think anyone's seen the after dinner show. People are in such a rush these days.

I will have two of your specials of the day. How much for the after dinner show? snuggles with friend.

The after dinner show is free. The specials are 280 credits each (a steal, really) but if things dont go well, you can pay for your drinks with your friend.

Do you still have those flaming bedsheets or whatever?

anyway, bring me a double. And see what that lovely young couple over there would like.

we will have what he is having.Here is your 280 credits for the show. Perhaps we can arrange a deal if things don't work out. Ouch! *gets slapped on the leg by friend.*

280 credits? Iick.. wait, those republican credits? whats the conversion rate?

We do have some leftover Fiery Bath Towel mix. *pours lighter fluid, matches, red hot schnapps, sour mix, and a bath towel into the blender*

Space credit, Shady. That's all we accept out here.
*serves up three Fiery Bath Towels*

hands drink to friend who eyes it suspiciously, while I guzzle it down.

On second thought, I think they're too hip for me.

hi jbryanc,

Do you come here often ;0