Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Supposedly they taste something like crab. *shrugs*
(Oh, and the hairs used to be one of the primary ingredients of itching powder )

Hey! I don't think it's right to eat a creature with fangs! A little sensitivity here!

I would eat spiders, if they could get in here.

Dracula once made Buffy's boy, Xander, eat flies. That was pretty funny.

*catches a spider in the corner, munches happily*
Fangs or no fangs, that was tasty!

You think that was tasty--try one of those blooming onion things.

Dook dook dook, Shady!

hey shady how you been. DOGH'd give the man a drink.

Yo Dogh'd tonight the drinks are on me (please do not take that literaly). Nothing could spoil today, I feel great!

*mischievous grin* Nothing, Mortuus?

Really, Nothing?

*starts humming to herself and noisily cleans out her ear with her pinky*

Hey Morty thanks for the drink
*hops on piano and starts into Barry Manilow medly pepperered with a lot of backing up to get the right chord and saying 'oh geeze whats that next line' half in key*