Great Quotes

Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was just thinking of that dinner you made last night - what a masterpiece!
Janet666: S'allright- just don't let it happen again
Your Husband: I mean, my mind is boggled! First, you had to design it - which clearly took a great knowledge of cuisine!
Janet666: brb I gotta destroy the plans
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Nice passive aggresive relationship they got there


Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Janet666: The first club i worked at was so skuzzy they never even checked my ID- I was 15.
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was dreaming about our wedding. What did you say?
Janet666: I live a big portion of my life in dreams, dreams are a better reality!
Your Husband: I adore you!
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Argh!

Janet666: What are you up to today?
Clownboat: What do you think?
Janet666: no i think that thinking is too hippie
Clownboat: Why is that?
Janet666: Physics. just a moment I gotta hide the money

Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so oral pleasance that when you look up 'oral pleasance' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.

Janet666: Honestly I believe that 9 out of 10 people shouldn't be, what do you think?
Lil Timmy: think? Hell, after a few beers I'll do anything!!
Janet666: I don't subscribe to that archaich Judeo-Xtian concept.
Lil Timmy: No? Why not!! It's FUN!!!

(having a bad day)

Flinch: God, I hate Thursdays.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Duo Maxwell: I'm never wrong!
Flinch: That's wrong.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's wrong?
Flinch: I don´t think, I know!

Guest160: I'm not that violent today.
Flinch: not that? Not just violent then?
Guest160: ERROR!
Flinch: 365 days a year

Judge Betty was asking Julie a bunch of questions, and it was a pretty straightforward interview until random xkeyphrases got sprinkled in...I'm pretty sure this conduct with a judge (however succesful in Hollywood) would be considered unethical...
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, gorgeous...
Judge Betty: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Judge Betty: You're very smart.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day someone told me ' When the cat is away the mice will play'. What do you think of that?
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it make you want to fiddle with me?

Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socailize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you stringing me along?

Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you, Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Good, Julie Tinkerbell, I'm glad you're having a good time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not bad at all.
Judge Betty: You're pretty cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about whether or not I enjoy talking to you, it's time for me to go now.
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have to remain neutral, after all this time?

Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Sarah Miles: No, but I'm getting the distinct impression that you have.
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Sarah Miles: I've heard that when one has never been caught, one has never really lived!

JoEy.G: oh so what do you like sports,sex,music
Janet666: Six whats?
JoEy.G: sex!!!
Janet666: Sax is such a beautiful instrument!

Julie Tinkerbell: Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Liddora: Only when I'm alone.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!