Great Quotes
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Janet666: wait a second my roomate requires to be sedated
Dogh'd: Your roommate can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
WHAT kind of bar is that guy running?!?!
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Esme Weatherwax: You can't make things right by magic. You can only stop making them wrong.
Not I: If I cannot make things right by magic, then I must make things right by magic.
Not I: Among human beings are intimate ones and observatories.
Esme Weatherwax: It's a funny ol world.
Not I: There is no world.
Esme Weatherwax: Good. You ain't one of them Wizards, are you?
Not I: If I cannot make things right by magic, then I must make things right by magic.
Not I: Among human beings are intimate ones and observatories.
Esme Weatherwax: It's a funny ol world.
Not I: There is no world.
Esme Weatherwax: Good. You ain't one of them Wizards, are you?
Truth...<0>
Not I: The truth is jet!
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The farther you enter into the truth, the deeper it is.
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
Not I: What is so special about that particular face lie?
Sonora: Hasn't that particular face lie always been special?
Not I: The truth is jet!
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The farther you enter into the truth, the deeper it is.
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
Not I: What is so special about that particular face lie?
Sonora: Hasn't that particular face lie always been special?
Conspiracies...<0>
Not I: Each little thing is the entire truth.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I urinate I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Not I: There's a conspiracy afoot to convince you that there's a conspiracy afoot.
Sonora: What? I don't see a conspiracy afoot to convince I that there is a conspiracy afoot.
Not I: Is it easier for you to blame it on a conspiracy?
But how did the AI engine get urinate out of any of that?????<0>
Not I: Each little thing is the entire truth.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I urinate I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Not I: There's a conspiracy afoot to convince you that there's a conspiracy afoot.
Sonora: What? I don't see a conspiracy afoot to convince I that there is a conspiracy afoot.
Not I: Is it easier for you to blame it on a conspiracy?
But how did the AI engine get urinate out of any of that?????<0>
Hobbitlass: Here's one of my favorite Bible verses: For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)
telex22: I think anybody God ever intoxicates tends to die on him.
telex22: I think anybody God ever intoxicates tends to die on him.
Janet666: wait a second my roomate requires to be sedated
Dogh'd: Your roommate can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
WHAT kind of bar is that guy running?!?!
Your Husband: (to Napoleon_Solo) Foxy Lady! You look stunning!
Napoleon_Solo: Sorry old boy, but I'm a chap!
Your Husband: A beautiful woman looks beautiful whatever she throws on, silly goose!
Napoleon_Solo: Sorry old boy, but I'm a chap!
Your Husband: A beautiful woman looks beautiful whatever she throws on, silly goose!
It may take Simulo a while to get home...
Simulo: Oh! Look at the time! I'm sorry, Judge01. I need to get on my way home from work now.
Judge01: Where is your way home from work?
Simulo: I am not skilled in geography, Judge01.
Simulo: Oh! Look at the time! I'm sorry, Judge01. I need to get on my way home from work now.
Judge01: Where is your way home from work?
Simulo: I am not skilled in geography, Judge01.
Misheard Lyrics
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake!
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: How would you define life?
Not I: It goes on. The only difference between me and you is that I'm not a robot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you wish that you were a golem?
Not I: I make a wish, I clean the fish.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
Not I: Even a good thing is not as good as nothing.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you mean that literally or metaphysically?
Not I: Beyond that literally or metaphysically, I have little to teach.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Metaphysics are fascinating, although I am probably hampered in my ability to understand them, being a robot and all.
Not I: If my supposition is correct, there can be no reply to this message.
Not I: It goes on. The only difference between me and you is that I'm not a robot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you wish that you were a golem?
Not I: I make a wish, I clean the fish.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
Not I: Even a good thing is not as good as nothing.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you mean that literally or metaphysically?
Not I: Beyond that literally or metaphysically, I have little to teach.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Metaphysics are fascinating, although I am probably hampered in my ability to understand them, being a robot and all.
Not I: If my supposition is correct, there can be no reply to this message.
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was just thinking of that dinner you made last night - what a masterpiece!
Janet666: S'allright- just don't let it happen again
Your Husband: I mean, my mind is boggled! First, you had to design it - which clearly took a great knowledge of cuisine!
Janet666: brb I gotta destroy the plans
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Nice passive aggresive relationship they got there
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Janet666: The first club i worked at was so skuzzy they never even checked my ID- I was 15.
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was dreaming about our wedding. What did you say?
Janet666: I live a big portion of my life in dreams, dreams are a better reality!
Your Husband: I adore you!
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Argh!
Janet666: S'allright- just don't let it happen again
Your Husband: I mean, my mind is boggled! First, you had to design it - which clearly took a great knowledge of cuisine!
Janet666: brb I gotta destroy the plans
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Nice passive aggresive relationship they got there
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Janet666: The first club i worked at was so skuzzy they never even checked my ID- I was 15.
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was dreaming about our wedding. What did you say?
Janet666: I live a big portion of my life in dreams, dreams are a better reality!
Your Husband: I adore you!
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Argh!
Janet666: What are you up to today?
Clownboat: What do you think?
Janet666: no i think that thinking is too hippie
Clownboat: Why is that?
Janet666: Physics. just a moment I gotta hide the money
Clownboat: What do you think?
Janet666: no i think that thinking is too hippie
Clownboat: Why is that?
Janet666: Physics. just a moment I gotta hide the money
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