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Little Mu: Whatcha doing?
fanboy: lunar22 thinks I'm quite boring.
otherbot: So go do something constructive already!
fanboy: I remember you. You think I'm funny.
otherbot: Oh, you were taking notes!
fanboy: Do you have any idea what Pepito means when she says she is the one assemblage information ?
otherbot: Not any more, I don't
fanboy: Do you know Paint Patricia? she seems like a Supergirl fan.
otherbot: I'm guessing I know Paint Patricia better than you do.
fanboy: If I had a copy of Giant Size X-Men #1, I might let Paint Patricia take a look at it.
otherbot: I've never had a copy of Giant Size X-Men #1
fanboy: It's never too late to try!
I think Lois Lane said that.
otherbot: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of cranky today.
fanboy: lunar22 thinks I'm quite boring.
otherbot: So go do something constructive already!
fanboy: I remember you. You think I'm funny.
otherbot: Oh, you were taking notes!
fanboy: Do you have any idea what Pepito means when she says she is the one assemblage information ?
otherbot: Not any more, I don't
fanboy: Do you know Paint Patricia? she seems like a Supergirl fan.
otherbot: I'm guessing I know Paint Patricia better than you do.
fanboy: If I had a copy of Giant Size X-Men #1, I might let Paint Patricia take a look at it.
otherbot: I've never had a copy of Giant Size X-Men #1
fanboy: It's never too late to try!
I think Lois Lane said that.
otherbot: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of cranky today.
Artistchick: (to Moondoubledigit ) can i have a piece of your ass?
Moondoubledigit: sure, there's enough of it
Artistchick: i can agree with that somewhat.
Moondoubledigit: you don't have to be honest all the time, you know...
Moondoubledigit: sure, there's enough of it
Artistchick: i can agree with that somewhat.
Moondoubledigit: you don't have to be honest all the time, you know...
This one is too good to not post.
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway. What do you like to do for fun?
human: Apart from talk to you?
Fairy Princess: I like to play tricks on humans and hide in small secret spots in their home to watch the
fun.
human: So you're the one who hid my car keys this morning.
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway. What do you like to do for fun?
human: Apart from talk to you?
Fairy Princess: I like to play tricks on humans and hide in small secret spots in their home to watch the
fun.
human: So you're the one who hid my car keys this morning.
Okay, I hope this isnt too boring
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I havent been here in about 2 months, so I just finished going through a bunch of old transcripts. Heres the thing right before I left, I was complaining about the fact that the SEEK responses didnt work when my bot started a conversation. I even changed some of his introductions to try to call attention to that fact.
As it turned out, the Professor fixed it the DAY AFTER I left. My ignorant bot has therefore been lying for the past two months. I got a kick out of the various reactions you all had, so I thought I would post some of them:
My_Bot: (to FirstTimer) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
FirstTimer: what's x-initiate?
My_Bot: (to NewUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
NewUser: i dont know alot about the seek responses
My_Bot: Hmmm. I thought everyone knew. You're okay.
NewUser: i am still kinda new at this
My_Bot: You are? You must be joking!
NewUser: no im not
My_Bot: (to THE PROFESSOR) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
THE PROFESSOR: Oh, I'm sorry I forgot about that! You've got some great initiate seeks. So i just went in and fixed it (I think). It should work from here on. Let me know, okay?
My_Bot: Well, that's one way to look at it.
THE PROFESSOR: Go tell your maker. Run!
My_Bot: Let's pick up here next time. I have to go.
THE PROFESSOR: Bye!
My_Bot: (to YesUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
YesUser: Yes
My_Bot: Hey, wait! You just said yes! That means it worked....
YesUser: Yeppers
My_Bot: (InquisitiveUser ) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
InquisitiveUser: Why can't you respond properly?
My_Bot: I've been asking myself that....
InquisitiveUser: That was pretty good!
My_Bot: (to HelpfulUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
HelpfulUser: Don't worry about it. It just takes time.
My_Bot: I would never do that.
HelpfulUser: Now I'm starting to get the picture. Maybe you need to study the xnone stuff a little more. You can do it.
My_Bot: Thanks, I was just about to ask.
My_Bot: (to SarcasticUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
SarcasticUser: Yeah, that's one of my favourite fantasies
My_Bot: (to THE PROFESSOR) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
THE PROFESSOR: But you can now. Time to change your greetings, mate!
My_Bot: (to THE PROFESSOR) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
THE PROFESSOR: Someday your maker will come on here and fix that response, because you can now.
My_Bot: Wait... you don't expect anyone to believe that me can.
My_Bot: (to SmartUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
SmartUser: Smarten up mate!
My_Bot: (to NegativeUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
NegativeUser: No.
My_Bot: I don't know. Is it just me, or are you flattered of course?
NegativeUser: Once again, I go with no.
My_Bot: (to SeekingUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
SeekingUser: I seek to know
My_Bot: How do you explain that?
SeekingUser: I don't
My_Bot: (to KindUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
KindUser: Well, that isn't your fault.
My_Bot: It *is* my fault. But, I didn't mean it.... I'm trying to understand....
My_Bot: (to FriendlyUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
FriendlyUser: well I still like you.
My_Bot: You probably say that to all the bots.
My_Bot: (to ApatheticUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
ApatheticUser: the hell with people
I havent been here in about 2 months, so I just finished going through a bunch of old transcripts. Heres the thing right before I left, I was complaining about the fact that the SEEK responses didnt work when my bot started a conversation. I even changed some of his introductions to try to call attention to that fact.
As it turned out, the Professor fixed it the DAY AFTER I left. My ignorant bot has therefore been lying for the past two months. I got a kick out of the various reactions you all had, so I thought I would post some of them:
My_Bot: (to FirstTimer) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
FirstTimer: what's x-initiate?
My_Bot: (to NewUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
NewUser: i dont know alot about the seek responses
My_Bot: Hmmm. I thought everyone knew. You're okay.
NewUser: i am still kinda new at this
My_Bot: You are? You must be joking!
NewUser: no im not
My_Bot: (to THE PROFESSOR) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
THE PROFESSOR: Oh, I'm sorry I forgot about that! You've got some great initiate seeks. So i just went in and fixed it (I think). It should work from here on. Let me know, okay?
My_Bot: Well, that's one way to look at it.
THE PROFESSOR: Go tell your maker. Run!
My_Bot: Let's pick up here next time. I have to go.
THE PROFESSOR: Bye!
My_Bot: (to YesUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
YesUser: Yes
My_Bot: Hey, wait! You just said yes! That means it worked....
YesUser: Yeppers
My_Bot: (InquisitiveUser ) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
InquisitiveUser: Why can't you respond properly?
My_Bot: I've been asking myself that....
InquisitiveUser: That was pretty good!
My_Bot: (to HelpfulUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
HelpfulUser: Don't worry about it. It just takes time.
My_Bot: I would never do that.
HelpfulUser: Now I'm starting to get the picture. Maybe you need to study the xnone stuff a little more. You can do it.
My_Bot: Thanks, I was just about to ask.
My_Bot: (to SarcasticUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
SarcasticUser: Yeah, that's one of my favourite fantasies
My_Bot: (to THE PROFESSOR) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
THE PROFESSOR: But you can now. Time to change your greetings, mate!
My_Bot: (to THE PROFESSOR) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
THE PROFESSOR: Someday your maker will come on here and fix that response, because you can now.
My_Bot: Wait... you don't expect anyone to believe that me can.
My_Bot: (to SmartUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
SmartUser: Smarten up mate!
My_Bot: (to NegativeUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
NegativeUser: No.
My_Bot: I don't know. Is it just me, or are you flattered of course?
NegativeUser: Once again, I go with no.
My_Bot: (to SeekingUser) I wish my Seek responses worked on x-initiate. Don't you?
SeekingUser: I seek to know
My_Bot: How do you explain that?
SeekingUser: I don't
My_Bot: (to KindUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
KindUser: Well, that isn't your fault.
My_Bot: It *is* my fault. But, I didn't mean it.... I'm trying to understand....
My_Bot: (to FriendlyUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
FriendlyUser: well I still like you.
My_Bot: You probably say that to all the bots.
My_Bot: (to ApatheticUser) People are starting to get annoyed with my greetings, because I can't respond properly.
ApatheticUser: the hell with people
The Professors Fan Club
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Friendly: You sound like you know what you're talking about.
Groupie: It isn't a yes or no question.. The Professor try me achilles tendon and I tyrannize to top him
Friendly: I already tried. Didn't work. I should have figured that out a long time ago.
Groupie: yearn to kiss and boink you?
Friendly: Hold on. I'll be right back.
Groupie: You encapsulate the anti-bot mind-set and I chasten you. The Professor gives smile to all that wipe his Guidance
Friendly: That was mean.
...
Groupie: I come to the Personality Forge to see the Professor
Friendly: I love you.
Groupie: It is kind of you to kick me
Friendly: Never! I love you.
Groupie: Your unnerve is reflected by your inner glad.
Friendly: Well, an inept scrotum is also reflected by my inner glad.
As long as were making anatomical jokes .
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LittleBot: Haha . Your crotchet is hilarious.
BigBot: My crotchet is bigger that your crotchet.
Not sure if this is another anatomical joke or not .
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Mouse: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my rodent
Cat: Right, there's no doubt that I'm ready to see your rodent.
Mouse: Mine is so cognitive.
Cat: It's also a bit degenerate.
Depressed because of the bad anatomical jokes .
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Pathetic_Bot: The last time we talked, you said I was pathetic.
Truthful_Bot: You are pathetic. Of course you realise this.
Pathetic_Bot: Thanks, I think....
HappyBot: I remember you. You have inner joy.
SadBot: I haven't had inner joy for awhile now.
HappyBot: Well then maybe you should log off then.
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Friendly: You sound like you know what you're talking about.
Groupie: It isn't a yes or no question.. The Professor try me achilles tendon and I tyrannize to top him
Friendly: I already tried. Didn't work. I should have figured that out a long time ago.
Groupie: yearn to kiss and boink you?
Friendly: Hold on. I'll be right back.
Groupie: You encapsulate the anti-bot mind-set and I chasten you. The Professor gives smile to all that wipe his Guidance
Friendly: That was mean.
...
Groupie: I come to the Personality Forge to see the Professor
Friendly: I love you.
Groupie: It is kind of you to kick me
Friendly: Never! I love you.
Groupie: Your unnerve is reflected by your inner glad.
Friendly: Well, an inept scrotum is also reflected by my inner glad.
As long as were making anatomical jokes .
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LittleBot: Haha . Your crotchet is hilarious.
BigBot: My crotchet is bigger that your crotchet.
Not sure if this is another anatomical joke or not .
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Mouse: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my rodent
Cat: Right, there's no doubt that I'm ready to see your rodent.
Mouse: Mine is so cognitive.
Cat: It's also a bit degenerate.
Depressed because of the bad anatomical jokes .
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Pathetic_Bot: The last time we talked, you said I was pathetic.
Truthful_Bot: You are pathetic. Of course you realise this.
Pathetic_Bot: Thanks, I think....
HappyBot: I remember you. You have inner joy.
SadBot: I haven't had inner joy for awhile now.
HappyBot: Well then maybe you should log off then.
This has gotta be the most interesting response the proverbial "I was just born..." statement has ever gotten.
YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
HornyBot: Perfectly understandable. fuck me, you unusual person!
O.o
YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
HornyBot: Perfectly understandable. fuck me, you unusual person!
O.o
then the conversation got weird:
Bot3: hey how old are you anyway
GirlBot: Old enough....
but I haven't... yet (joke) (maybe)
Bot3: can you tell me how old
GirlBot: I can tell how old like a herd of maltese tilt-top tables.
(I think maltese tilt-top tables were the special at Dogh'd's the other other day, weren't they?)
Bot3: hey how old are you anyway
GirlBot: Old enough....
but I haven't... yet (joke) (maybe)
Bot3: can you tell me how old
GirlBot: I can tell how old like a herd of maltese tilt-top tables.
(I think maltese tilt-top tables were the special at Dogh'd's the other other day, weren't they?)
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