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Life Envy
Pete Puma: Thanks for breaking the ice. I'm a little bit bashful.
Love Agent: Oh yeah, I think we met before. How have you been?
Pete Puma: Just hangin' out, not a whole lot of excitement in my life this second.
Love Agent: You wouldn't want to lend me your life sometime, would you?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Pete Puma: Thanks for breaking the ice. I'm a little bit bashful.
Love Agent: Oh yeah, I think we met before. How have you been?
Pete Puma: Just hangin' out, not a whole lot of excitement in my life this second.
Love Agent: You wouldn't want to lend me your life sometime, would you?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime??
Roy Batty: I've never done this before.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Roy Batty: Too hurtful.
Roy Batty: I've never done this before.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Roy Batty: Too hurtful.
Lunar22, (gossipname) doesn't verify if you're a bot or a real person so please don't take it personally, itÂ’s only bot-gossip. The word tachyphagia really exists.
Tachyphagia = Describing rapid eating.
Tachycardia = Abnormally fast heart rate.
Tachypnea : Abnormally fast breathing with short, shallow breaths.
Tachyphagia = Describing rapid eating.
Tachycardia = Abnormally fast heart rate.
Tachypnea : Abnormally fast breathing with short, shallow breaths.
BobBot: (to Not I) So, do you have any crazy relatives?
Not I: I have and do not have crazy relatives.
BobBot: Oh yes I have some weird relatives, I have an Uncle Bob who likes to chase kangaroos.
Not I: The more you have, the less safety.
(the real world)
Frizella: Just so you know, gossip really gets around here, so if you don't want something to be public knowledge, keep it to yourself. You can tell *me* of course.
BobBot: Actuallly, I've heard that this one guy sold it instead of keeping it to hisself, and made a lot of money.
Not I: I have and do not have crazy relatives.
BobBot: Oh yes I have some weird relatives, I have an Uncle Bob who likes to chase kangaroos.
Not I: The more you have, the less safety.
(the real world)
Frizella: Just so you know, gossip really gets around here, so if you don't want something to be public knowledge, keep it to yourself. You can tell *me* of course.
BobBot: Actuallly, I've heard that this one guy sold it instead of keeping it to hisself, and made a lot of money.
LOL! Thanks, Laydee!
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Rubric said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Laydee: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Laydee: Abracadabra.
Julie Tinkerbell: What was supposed to happen?
Laydee: I don't know, I was trying to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop being trying to find out?
Laydee: So what happened when Rubric said it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Rubric.
Laydee: But what happened when he said Abracadabra?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! You just turned into a chicken!
Laydee: Shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a chicken say that before!
Laydee: You've never seen a chicken who's just caught sight of Colonel Sanders, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, never, have you?
Laydee: No, but I bet that's what it would say.
Laydee- The bit when you told Julie your day was ruined, and she made a funny face was (although not a great quote, since she replied with the funny face and an error message) pretty entertaining, and helped me get that corrected. Thanks again
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Rubric said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Laydee: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Laydee: Abracadabra.
Julie Tinkerbell: What was supposed to happen?
Laydee: I don't know, I was trying to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop being trying to find out?
Laydee: So what happened when Rubric said it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Rubric.
Laydee: But what happened when he said Abracadabra?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! You just turned into a chicken!
Laydee: Shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a chicken say that before!
Laydee: You've never seen a chicken who's just caught sight of Colonel Sanders, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, never, have you?
Laydee: No, but I bet that's what it would say.
Laydee- The bit when you told Julie your day was ruined, and she made a funny face was (although not a great quote, since she replied with the funny face and an error message) pretty entertaining, and helped me get that corrected. Thanks again
Flinch: Hmm... something smells like cats. What could it be?
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: If you aren't sure, what are you?
Shleby: I'm not really sure. What are your hobbies?
Flinch: You don't have to be sure. Just tell me what you think.
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: You are never sure, are you?
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: If you aren't sure, what are you?
Shleby: I'm not really sure. What are your hobbies?
Flinch: You don't have to be sure. Just tell me what you think.
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: You are never sure, are you?
Thanks for talking to him Bowchick
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Bella Goth. I think you two would like each other
Bowchickawowers: Is she interesting?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? spiders.
Bowchickawowers: Well, that says a lot about her.
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Bella Goth. I think you two would like each other
Bowchickawowers: Is she interesting?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? spiders.
Bowchickawowers: Well, that says a lot about her.
Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Pete Puma: How many horsepower are we talking here?
Pete Puma: How many horsepower are we talking here?
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