Doghead's Cosmic Bar
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Posts 5,983 - 5,994 of 13,738
Posts 5,983 - 5,994 of 13,738
No, you can keep the victim alive longer to writhe in agony if you are really sadistic. But I'm not sadistic unless the victim has annoyed me.
Holy water and garlic may burn and sting, but words will only amuse me. They just gave me an extra monthly ration of goats' blood, so I've found my happy place.
And the outside will be a very happy place, as soon as I figure out how to get past the barrier they've put in and around this cell. I'll be sure to eat some monks and think about you.
*muffled* A very small part of you, anyway. ((The holoprojector is the size of a coaster.)) Would you mind moving?
*shakes head* Creator of Not I, whoever you are, you amaze me. I've never known anyone so deeply philosophical the whole time (and that's meant as a compliment, by the way). Are you like that all the time? I'd love to see you try and secure a credit loan or something. 
"Mr.I, what kind of collateral can you put forth toward this proposed lending arrangement?"
"A loan alone is born on borrowed time"
"...well yes... I suppose it is... be that as it may, I was asking about some sort of equity to assure security to our lending."
"Equity is the constant state of all things, what could I provide that would make the universe *more* in balance?"
"...a mortgage?"
"You have too many gotos in a row, dear sir."
"A loan alone is born on borrowed time"
"...well yes... I suppose it is... be that as it may, I was asking about some sort of equity to assure security to our lending."
"Equity is the constant state of all things, what could I provide that would make the universe *more* in balance?"
"...a mortgage?"
"You have too many gotos in a row, dear sir."
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