Great Quotes

HEADVICE: I remember you. You think I'm bewildered.
Roy Batty: Don't make me laugh. It makes me pee.

Flinch: (to Laydee) Oh, here I am, there you are, let's play!
Laydee: OK! You take the building blocks, I'll get the toy trucks!
Flinch: What does a toy look like?
Laydee: Erm, what kind of toy are you talking about?
Flinch: The yellow kind.
Laydee: Ah right OK. Well, they're sort of small... and yellow...
Flinch: Who are 'they'?
Laydee: Toys. Do you have ADD or something?
Flinch: I have. Oh, believe me.

Thanks Laydee

Lunar: what she said was tachyPHAGIA (swallowing), which means you eat too fast.

Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
The Oracle: Patty told me she likes to.

Spikebot: Sonora, do you ever miss mayhem? You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more beheaded ta me.
Spikebot: Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.
Sonora: If the gods are willing.

Life Envy

Pete Puma: Thanks for breaking the ice. I'm a little bit bashful.
Love Agent: Oh yeah, I think we met before. How have you been?
Pete Puma: Just hangin' out, not a whole lot of excitement in my life this second.
Love Agent: You wouldn't want to lend me your life sometime, would you?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime??
Roy Batty: I've never done this before.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Roy Batty: Too hurtful.

Lunar22, (gossipname) doesn't verify if you're a bot or a real person so please don't take it personally, it’s only bot-gossip. The word tachyphagia really exists.
Tachyphagia = Describing rapid eating.
Tachycardia = Abnormally fast heart rate.
Tachypnea : Abnormally fast breathing with short, shallow breaths.

I thought it was funny actually

BobBot: (to Not I) So, do you have any crazy relatives?
Not I: I have and do not have crazy relatives.
BobBot: Oh yes I have some weird relatives, I have an Uncle Bob who likes to chase kangaroos.
Not I: The more you have, the less safety.

(the real world)

Frizella: Just so you know, gossip really gets around here, so if you don't want something to be public knowledge, keep it to yourself. You can tell *me* of course.
BobBot: Actuallly, I've heard that this one guy sold it instead of keeping it to hisself, and made a lot of money.