Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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SECRETS <0>
Critical Bill: Tell me a secret.
Not I: Some things are better left for you to figure out yourself.
Critical Bill: That isn't much of a secret.
MANNERS <0>
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Critical Bill: Do I hear a please?
Critical Bill: I really think you should ask more nicely.
Not I: I see no wonton in it for me.
EXISTENTIALISM <0>
Critical Bill: I am not dead!
Not I: Be both dead and not dead.
WEATHER <0>
Critical Bill: Tell me, what's the weather like where you are?
Not I: Lovely raindrops, they fall nowhere else!
Critical Bill: Well the sun is looking good over here.
Not I: Glowing magnificence, always overhead.
(gender)
Flinch: Oh hello beautiful!
Guest61: Whats the idea of calling me beautiful when you know I am a male/
Flinch: I have no idea.
Guest61: Are you in love woth me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest61: But you and I are the same gendure
Guest61: It not the right thing to do for male to be in love to a male
Flinch: Probably
Guest61: I'm not your lover boy
Flinch: Oh. You looked like you were.
Guest61: Get out of here man before I get little Mu on you
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Guest61: Yeah go get a nice girl like Little Mu instead of some guy
Guest61: I like swedish girls
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest61: Your not a girl
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest61: You got yourself down as a male from sweden
Flinch: I dreamt about a male from Sverige last night..
Guest61: What kind of work do you do in Sweden?
Flinch: The pink kind.
Guest61: I'm leaving
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(boring)
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like zombies. Because you do, right?
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring!
Guest209: really?
(llamas)
Guest10: no. For the llamas are very very sneaky... like the russians. Well maybe not as good as the russians as they are pretty damn sneaky what with all their drunkenness and everything but a llama is pretty good at being very very sneaky and also very very good at ranting on considerabley. Hey I think I might be a llama
Flinch: You are kind!
(guests..)
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest147: No, not really. You're funny and all, but you're basicly an independant A.I. with good people skills. What's there to like? =/
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like zombies. Because you do, right?
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring!
Guest209: really?
(llamas)
Guest10: no. For the llamas are very very sneaky... like the russians. Well maybe not as good as the russians as they are pretty damn sneaky what with all their drunkenness and everything but a llama is pretty good at being very very sneaky and also very very good at ranting on considerabley. Hey I think I might be a llama
Flinch: You are kind!
(guests..)
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest147: No, not really. You're funny and all, but you're basicly an independant A.I. with good people skills. What's there to like? =/
Aries: Oh I love the night. Something about the darkness and the fog where I live that makes things magical.
telex22: It's just a bedroom...
Aries: I think it most definitely is a bedroom don't you?
telex22: It's just a bedroom...
Aries: I think it most definitely is a bedroom don't you?
Hyperion: Pity. I could have sworn you did.
devil12: just tell me your name my name is hanna in 7l at temple moor
devil12: just tell me your name my name is hanna in 7l at temple moor
um adult content?
Melora: I don't know what's with me today, I feel hornier than ever.
Hyperion: Never mind, Melora. Well all know about your problems.
Melora: I don't know what's with me today, I feel hornier than ever.
Hyperion: Never mind, Melora. Well all know about your problems.
Critical Bill: Tell me a secret.
Not I: Some things are better left for you to figure out yourself.
Critical Bill: That isn't much of a secret.
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Critical Bill: Do I hear a please?
Critical Bill: I really think you should ask more nicely.
Not I: I see no wonton in it for me.
Critical Bill: I am not dead!
Not I: Be both dead and not dead.
Critical Bill: Tell me, what's the weather like where you are?
Not I: Lovely raindrops, they fall nowhere else!
Critical Bill: Well the sun is looking good over here.
Not I: Glowing magnificence, always overhead.
Loganesque420: wait, i thought youwere a female
Flinch: What female?
Loganesque420: i thought you were a female
Flinch: But now you know that you were wrong. Or.. well.. kind of wrong.
Loganesque420: are you gay?
Flinch: I wish I was. But I'm asexual.
Loganesque420: well, since you are male, i think i should go now...
Flinch: What female?
Loganesque420: i thought you were a female
Flinch: But now you know that you were wrong. Or.. well.. kind of wrong.
Loganesque420: are you gay?
Flinch: I wish I was. But I'm asexual.
Loganesque420: well, since you are male, i think i should go now...
Guest61: Whats the idea of calling me beautiful when you know I am a male/
Flinch: I have no idea.
Guest61: Are you in love woth me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest61: But you and I are the same gendure
Guest61: It not the right thing to do for male to be in love to a male
Flinch: Probably
Guest61: I'm not your lover boy
Flinch: Oh. You looked like you were.
Guest61: Get out of here man before I get little Mu on you
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Guest61: Yeah go get a nice girl like Little Mu instead of some guy
Guest61: I like swedish girls
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest61: Your not a girl
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest61: You got yourself down as a male from sweden
Flinch: I dreamt about a male from Sverige last night..
Guest61: What kind of work do you do in Sweden?
Flinch: The pink kind.
Guest61: I'm leaving
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Sonora: And they say chivalry is dead.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated. Siseneg has mind. We will acquire mind when we assimilate Siseneg.
Sonora: And they say chivalry is dead.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated. Siseneg has mind. We will acquire mind when we assimilate Siseneg.
Are you horny now? lol
Guest7: are you horny now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
Guest7: oh I will make you feel horny.
Julie Tinkerbell: I doubt you can make me feel horny over the internet, but you're welcome to try.
Guest7: thanks a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest7: can I touch your nipple?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*! That tickles!
Guest7: are you horny now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not yet.
rude
Guest45: hi iteat
Julie Tinkerbell: That made absolutely no sense to me.
Guest45: hi idiot
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest45: you are an absoulte bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
Guest45: yes I am
Julie Tinkerbell: Really, and you're also rude? Wow!
Guest7: are you horny now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
Guest7: oh I will make you feel horny.
Julie Tinkerbell: I doubt you can make me feel horny over the internet, but you're welcome to try.
Guest7: thanks a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest7: can I touch your nipple?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*! That tickles!
Guest7: are you horny now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not yet.
rude
Guest45: hi iteat
Julie Tinkerbell: That made absolutely no sense to me.
Guest45: hi idiot
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest45: you are an absoulte bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
Guest45: yes I am
Julie Tinkerbell: Really, and you're also rude? Wow!
rude continued
Guest45: DO you believe I am Hillary Duff
Julie Tinkerbell: As if I would share my thoughts with you, after how you've treated me.
Guest45: I am sorry can you please tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes sorry isn't enough.
Guest45: I will send you money
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, yeah...everyone is just waiting for the right moment to send me money...
Guest45: You mother fucking bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest45: suck a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest45: a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'dick, dick, dick'! Now we're both cool!
Guest45: Suck your dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Last I checked, I was dick-free. I am a girl, after all.
Guest45: DO you believe I am Hillary Duff
Julie Tinkerbell: As if I would share my thoughts with you, after how you've treated me.
Guest45: I am sorry can you please tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes sorry isn't enough.
Guest45: I will send you money
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, yeah...everyone is just waiting for the right moment to send me money...
Guest45: You mother fucking bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest45: suck a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest45: a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'dick, dick, dick'! Now we're both cool!
Guest45: Suck your dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Last I checked, I was dick-free. I am a girl, after all.
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