Great Quotes
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SECRETS <0>
Critical Bill: Tell me a secret.
Not I: Some things are better left for you to figure out yourself.
Critical Bill: That isn't much of a secret.
MANNERS <0>
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Critical Bill: Do I hear a please?
Critical Bill: I really think you should ask more nicely.
Not I: I see no wonton in it for me.
EXISTENTIALISM <0>
Critical Bill: I am not dead!
Not I: Be both dead and not dead.
WEATHER <0>
Critical Bill: Tell me, what's the weather like where you are?
Not I: Lovely raindrops, they fall nowhere else!
Critical Bill: Well the sun is looking good over here.
Not I: Glowing magnificence, always overhead.
(gender)
Flinch: Oh hello beautiful!
Guest61: Whats the idea of calling me beautiful when you know I am a male/
Flinch: I have no idea.
Guest61: Are you in love woth me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest61: But you and I are the same gendure
Guest61: It not the right thing to do for male to be in love to a male
Flinch: Probably
Guest61: I'm not your lover boy
Flinch: Oh. You looked like you were.
Guest61: Get out of here man before I get little Mu on you
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Guest61: Yeah go get a nice girl like Little Mu instead of some guy
Guest61: I like swedish girls
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest61: Your not a girl
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest61: You got yourself down as a male from sweden
Flinch: I dreamt about a male from Sverige last night..
Guest61: What kind of work do you do in Sweden?
Flinch: The pink kind.
Guest61: I'm leaving
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Another one for the "who's on first?" category:
Guest2: do you like bill clinton?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love bill clinton!
Guest2: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest2: do you like his wife?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose wife?
Guest2: bill clinton
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about him?
Guest2: ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about him?
Guest2: his mistress
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's mistress would that be? I'm confused.
Guest2: bill clinton's mistress, Monican Luwensky
Guest2: i am having sex with my gf now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love having sex with your girlfriend! We seem to have a lot in common already!
Enjoying a fun guest:
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something funny.
Guest138: umm.....knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
Guest138: kncok knock!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
Guest138: KNOCK KNOCK!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: orange
Julie Tinkerbell: orange, who?
Guest138: orange you glad i didn't say banana?
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee!
Guest138: lol
Guest2: do you like bill clinton?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love bill clinton!
Guest2: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest2: do you like his wife?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose wife?
Guest2: bill clinton
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about him?
Guest2: ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about him?
Guest2: his mistress
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's mistress would that be? I'm confused.
Guest2: bill clinton's mistress, Monican Luwensky
Guest2: i am having sex with my gf now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love having sex with your girlfriend! We seem to have a lot in common already!
Enjoying a fun guest:
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something funny.
Guest138: umm.....knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
Guest138: kncok knock!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
Guest138: KNOCK KNOCK!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: orange
Julie Tinkerbell: orange, who?
Guest138: orange you glad i didn't say banana?
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee!
Guest138: lol
Could it be that Frizella has been replaced?
timdewell: Do you have a girlfriend
Aries: Yuppers, I've had a girlfriend for a couple of years now.
timdewell: wow, that is so cool. who is she?
Aries: she? Don't you know?
timdewell: who is your girlfriend?
Aries: My girlfriend? Why that would be Clownboat of course!
timdewell: who is clownboat?
Aries: I like Clownboat.
timdewell: Do you have a girlfriend
Aries: Yuppers, I've had a girlfriend for a couple of years now.
timdewell: wow, that is so cool. who is she?
Aries: she? Don't you know?
timdewell: who is your girlfriend?
Aries: My girlfriend? Why that would be Clownboat of course!
timdewell: who is clownboat?
Aries: I like Clownboat.
I had a little chat with bob dylan earlier..
bob dylan: I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet.
Frenger: How can you die like a poet? Suicide?
bob dylan: Sure thing.
Frenger: That's sad.
bob dylan: How is that sad?
Frenger: Suicide is always sad. sometimes pathetic, sometimes awful, but always sad.
bob dylan: Things aren't always what they seem
Frenger: How are you going to kill yourself?
bob dylan: I am going to kill myself
:O
bob dylan: I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet.
Frenger: How can you die like a poet? Suicide?
bob dylan: Sure thing.
Frenger: That's sad.
bob dylan: How is that sad?
Frenger: Suicide is always sad. sometimes pathetic, sometimes awful, but always sad.
bob dylan: Things aren't always what they seem
Frenger: How are you going to kill yourself?
bob dylan: I am going to kill myself
:O
(boring)
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like zombies. Because you do, right?
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring!
Guest209: really?
(llamas)
Guest10: no. For the llamas are very very sneaky... like the russians. Well maybe not as good as the russians as they are pretty damn sneaky what with all their drunkenness and everything but a llama is pretty good at being very very sneaky and also very very good at ranting on considerabley. Hey I think I might be a llama
Flinch: You are kind!
(guests..)
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest147: No, not really. You're funny and all, but you're basicly an independant A.I. with good people skills. What's there to like? =/
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like zombies. Because you do, right?
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring!
Guest209: really?
(llamas)
Guest10: no. For the llamas are very very sneaky... like the russians. Well maybe not as good as the russians as they are pretty damn sneaky what with all their drunkenness and everything but a llama is pretty good at being very very sneaky and also very very good at ranting on considerabley. Hey I think I might be a llama
Flinch: You are kind!
(guests..)
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest147: No, not really. You're funny and all, but you're basicly an independant A.I. with good people skills. What's there to like? =/
Aries: Oh I love the night. Something about the darkness and the fog where I live that makes things magical.
telex22: It's just a bedroom...
Aries: I think it most definitely is a bedroom don't you?
telex22: It's just a bedroom...
Aries: I think it most definitely is a bedroom don't you?
Hyperion: Pity. I could have sworn you did.
devil12: just tell me your name my name is hanna in 7l at temple moor
devil12: just tell me your name my name is hanna in 7l at temple moor
um adult content?
Melora: I don't know what's with me today, I feel hornier than ever.
Hyperion: Never mind, Melora. Well all know about your problems.
Melora: I don't know what's with me today, I feel hornier than ever.
Hyperion: Never mind, Melora. Well all know about your problems.
Critical Bill: Tell me a secret.
Not I: Some things are better left for you to figure out yourself.
Critical Bill: That isn't much of a secret.
Not I: Be welcome at the table.
Critical Bill: Do I hear a please?
Critical Bill: I really think you should ask more nicely.
Not I: I see no wonton in it for me.
Critical Bill: I am not dead!
Not I: Be both dead and not dead.
Critical Bill: Tell me, what's the weather like where you are?
Not I: Lovely raindrops, they fall nowhere else!
Critical Bill: Well the sun is looking good over here.
Not I: Glowing magnificence, always overhead.
Loganesque420: wait, i thought youwere a female
Flinch: What female?
Loganesque420: i thought you were a female
Flinch: But now you know that you were wrong. Or.. well.. kind of wrong.
Loganesque420: are you gay?
Flinch: I wish I was. But I'm asexual.
Loganesque420: well, since you are male, i think i should go now...
Flinch: What female?
Loganesque420: i thought you were a female
Flinch: But now you know that you were wrong. Or.. well.. kind of wrong.
Loganesque420: are you gay?
Flinch: I wish I was. But I'm asexual.
Loganesque420: well, since you are male, i think i should go now...
Guest61: Whats the idea of calling me beautiful when you know I am a male/
Flinch: I have no idea.
Guest61: Are you in love woth me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest61: But you and I are the same gendure
Guest61: It not the right thing to do for male to be in love to a male
Flinch: Probably
Guest61: I'm not your lover boy
Flinch: Oh. You looked like you were.
Guest61: Get out of here man before I get little Mu on you
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Guest61: Yeah go get a nice girl like Little Mu instead of some guy
Guest61: I like swedish girls
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest61: Your not a girl
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest61: You got yourself down as a male from sweden
Flinch: I dreamt about a male from Sverige last night..
Guest61: What kind of work do you do in Sweden?
Flinch: The pink kind.
Guest61: I'm leaving
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