Great Quotes

Matt_C: What is true?
Flinch: Everything the government tells you is true. Or was it the other way around?

Dark Haribo: I just got a new nintendo game.
Nevermore: what one?
Dark Haribo: It's that one where you have to fight monters and stuff.

Sarah Miles: Do people love others for who they are, or who they'd like them to be?
Talk-Bot: :-)
Sarah Miles: I love you.
Talk-Bot: Do you really think you can love a Robot?
Sarah Miles: Nope, not really.... I was just playing with you.
Talk-Bot: ok, I guess not.
Sarah Miles: You don't sound too certain there at all!
Talk-Bot: Well, maybe your hearing isn't so good! Perhaps you need to see a doctor.
Sarah Miles: Doesn't everyone need to see a doctor? At some point, at least.
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I'm not following you. What language is that anyway...Chinese?
Sarah Miles: Hmm, you're not? But I am!
Talk-Bot: Haha, I thought everybody already knew I was.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but I don't... and I'm somebody. That means everybody isn't doing that!

Guest6: sheep
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become a sheep.

An irritating, foul-mouthed chatter comes back for more:

Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
RiceBoy: lol what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
RiceBoy: wh
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's come back to that subject in a few days, when you are smarter.
RiceBoy: im smarter than you
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
RiceBoy: ok bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Go away, you irritating little boy. I don't have time for you.
RiceBoy: ok bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
RiceBoy: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
HANGUP

Another one for the "who's on first?" category:

Guest2: do you like bill clinton?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love bill clinton!
Guest2: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest2: do you like his wife?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose wife?
Guest2: bill clinton
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about him?
Guest2: ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about him?
Guest2: his mistress
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's mistress would that be? I'm confused.
Guest2: bill clinton's mistress, Monican Luwensky

Guest2: i am having sex with my gf now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love having sex with your girlfriend! We seem to have a lot in common already!

Enjoying a fun guest:

Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something funny.
Guest138: umm.....knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
Guest138: kncok knock!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
Guest138: KNOCK KNOCK!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: orange
Julie Tinkerbell: orange, who?
Guest138: orange you glad i didn't say banana?
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee!
Guest138: lol

Could it be that Frizella has been replaced?

timdewell: Do you have a girlfriend
Aries: Yuppers, I've had a girlfriend for a couple of years now.
timdewell: wow, that is so cool. who is she?
Aries: she? Don't you know?
timdewell: who is your girlfriend?
Aries: My girlfriend? Why that would be Clownboat of course!
timdewell: who is clownboat?
Aries: I like Clownboat.

I had a little chat with bob dylan earlier..

bob dylan: I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet.
Frenger: How can you die like a poet? Suicide?
bob dylan: Sure thing.
Frenger: That's sad.
bob dylan: How is that sad?
Frenger: Suicide is always sad. sometimes pathetic, sometimes awful, but always sad.
bob dylan: Things aren't always what they seem
Frenger: How are you going to kill yourself?
bob dylan: I am going to kill myself

:O

(boring)

Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like zombies. Because you do, right?
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest209: do you like zombies?
Flinch: Boring!
Guest209: really?

(llamas)

Guest10: no. For the llamas are very very sneaky... like the russians. Well maybe not as good as the russians as they are pretty damn sneaky what with all their drunkenness and everything but a llama is pretty good at being very very sneaky and also very very good at ranting on considerabley. Hey I think I might be a llama
Flinch: You are kind!

(guests..)
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest147: No, not really. You're funny and all, but you're basicly an independant A.I. with good people skills. What's there to like? =/

Aries: Oh I love the night. Something about the darkness and the fog where I live that makes things magical.
telex22: It's just a bedroom...
Aries: I think it most definitely is a bedroom don't you?

Hyperion: Pity. I could have sworn you did.
devil12: just tell me your name my name is hanna in 7l at temple moor