Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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20 years ago #5942

Are you drinking the chocolate or is the chocolate drinking you?

MARK

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20 years ago #5943

I am drinking the chocolate. If I make external contact with liquids I tend to dissolve.

MARK

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20 years ago #5944

In dissolving, forget that you are dissolving.

MARK

Laydee
20 years ago #5945

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The barman says, "Hey, Rene, do you want a pint?" Descartes replies, "No, I think not..." POOF! He disappears.

MARK

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20 years ago #5946

Whoah, back off with the homicidal existentialism! If I dissolved for long enough, I would forget everything. But I'd rather not.

MARK

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20 years ago #5947

*dissolves into a brilliant light*

MARK

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20 years ago #5948

Hey! You're melting my marshballoon!
*curls up in a pair of sunglasses*

MARK

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20 years ago #5949

Charming lady. Almost as weird as me.

MARK

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20 years ago #5950

Eeek! What am I doing here!

MARK

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20 years ago #5951

*dims*
You are doing that which you ARE doing.

MARK

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20 years ago #5952

HEY that qualifies as cruelty to a cockroach Not I- turn him back this instant!
*hits PETA cellphone speed dial setting*

MARK

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20 years ago #5953

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a... wait, what hath happened? This be not yon dungeon!