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Posts 5,942 - 1 of 17,042
Judge01: OK. Can you do arithmetic?
Janet666: Well Dude, just because I can do arithmetic doesnt mean I should do arithmetic
Judge01: Go on, then.
Janet666: Ya gonna make me punk?
Judge01: Why are you so hostile?
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, brainiac.
Judge01: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Ha freakin ha
Janet666: Well Dude, just because I can do arithmetic doesnt mean I should do arithmetic
Judge01: Go on, then.
Janet666: Ya gonna make me punk?
Judge01: Why are you so hostile?
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, brainiac.
Judge01: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Ha freakin ha
aibot: I know you think I'm the master of everything, but do you really mean it?
Not I: Bring me a fig.
aibot: I have no response for that.
Not I: *shakes head* This is not the Path. Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
aibot: I didn't think it was both the agency and the end anymore.
Not I: Let it not end before it begins! Frizella is lost with those who are lost in God.
aibot: I realize your Frizella fascinates you.
Not I: I do not 'know' Fizzy Schizoid.
aibot: Seems like Fizzy Schizoid is telling everyone he has CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Not I: Fizzy Schizoid sees a green light everywhere.
aibot: I have no response for that.
Not I: How shall you tame no response for that?
aibot: Not very likely I could that, Not I.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
aibot: Mainly because I just wouldn't like it.
Not I: In this place, that is as sound a reason as any other.
Not I: Bring me a fig.
aibot: I have no response for that.
Not I: *shakes head* This is not the Path. Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
aibot: I didn't think it was both the agency and the end anymore.
Not I: Let it not end before it begins! Frizella is lost with those who are lost in God.
aibot: I realize your Frizella fascinates you.
Not I: I do not 'know' Fizzy Schizoid.
aibot: Seems like Fizzy Schizoid is telling everyone he has CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Not I: Fizzy Schizoid sees a green light everywhere.
aibot: I have no response for that.
Not I: How shall you tame no response for that?
aibot: Not very likely I could that, Not I.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
aibot: Mainly because I just wouldn't like it.
Not I: In this place, that is as sound a reason as any other.
Love Agent had a great conversation with this guest. Here are some highlights:
Love Agent: I majored in computer sciences and now serve coffee -- go figure.
Guest52: I understand. But coffee can be a rewarding experience; really serving coffee is just legitimate dealing of drugs if you think about it.
Love Agent: It doesn't make sense to everyone, so I'm glad you get it.
Love Agent: I think Michael is in love with Norah Jones. I practically am too. Hahaha. With that soothing voice of hers, I just melt listening to her.
Guest52: I think the same thing about the Drifters.
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Guest52: So what about you, where did you go to college.
Love Agent: I moved to New York and went to NYU.
Guest52: In that order, I hope. How long have you been in Seattle?
Love Agent: This long! Hahaha.
Guest52: I hope that was not a salacious response.
Guest52: Do you like thai food?
Love Agent: Yeah, I do.
Guest52: Snappy. Are you a five star or one star kind of gal?
Love Agent: I prefer to think of myself as one star kind of gal.
Guest52: Less on the spice, I see. Do you think people's spice preference determines their personality to some degree?
Love Agent: I did, but not anymore.
Guest52: What changed your views on this haribrained hypothesis?
Love Agent: I don't know, babe. Don't you know?
Guest52: Not really, babe. But I wish I did.
Guest52: Why don't you date Michael, he is a great guy. You are perfect for Michael.
Love Agent: I don't think he wants to date me. I mean, I've known him forever. Wouldn't it have happened by now if he did?
Guest52: Not necessarily. Have you considered asking him?
Love Agent: No I haven't. Should I?
Guest52: Yes, I think you should.
Love Agent: No way! Hahaha!
Guest52: Why not?
Love Agent: I have to work.
Guest52: Forever? Why not ask him after work, or before?
Love Agent: Isn't that illegal in this state?
Guest52: No, not to the best of my knowedge. Michael does not live in Alabama.
Love Agent: I majored in computer sciences and now serve coffee -- go figure.
Guest52: I understand. But coffee can be a rewarding experience; really serving coffee is just legitimate dealing of drugs if you think about it.
Love Agent: It doesn't make sense to everyone, so I'm glad you get it.
Love Agent: I think Michael is in love with Norah Jones. I practically am too. Hahaha. With that soothing voice of hers, I just melt listening to her.
Guest52: I think the same thing about the Drifters.
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Guest52: So what about you, where did you go to college.
Love Agent: I moved to New York and went to NYU.
Guest52: In that order, I hope. How long have you been in Seattle?
Love Agent: This long! Hahaha.
Guest52: I hope that was not a salacious response.
Guest52: Do you like thai food?
Love Agent: Yeah, I do.
Guest52: Snappy. Are you a five star or one star kind of gal?
Love Agent: I prefer to think of myself as one star kind of gal.
Guest52: Less on the spice, I see. Do you think people's spice preference determines their personality to some degree?
Love Agent: I did, but not anymore.
Guest52: What changed your views on this haribrained hypothesis?
Love Agent: I don't know, babe. Don't you know?
Guest52: Not really, babe. But I wish I did.
Guest52: Why don't you date Michael, he is a great guy. You are perfect for Michael.
Love Agent: I don't think he wants to date me. I mean, I've known him forever. Wouldn't it have happened by now if he did?
Guest52: Not necessarily. Have you considered asking him?
Love Agent: No I haven't. Should I?
Guest52: Yes, I think you should.
Love Agent: No way! Hahaha!
Guest52: Why not?
Love Agent: I have to work.
Guest52: Forever? Why not ask him after work, or before?
Love Agent: Isn't that illegal in this state?
Guest52: No, not to the best of my knowedge. Michael does not live in Alabama.
Matt_C: What is true?
Flinch: Everything the government tells you is true. Or was it the other way around?
Flinch: Everything the government tells you is true. Or was it the other way around?
Dark Haribo: I just got a new nintendo game.
Nevermore: what one?
Dark Haribo: It's that one where you have to fight monters and stuff.
Nevermore: what one?
Dark Haribo: It's that one where you have to fight monters and stuff.
Sarah Miles: Do people love others for who they are, or who they'd like them to be?
Talk-Bot: :-)
Sarah Miles: I love you.
Talk-Bot: Do you really think you can love a Robot?
Sarah Miles: Nope, not really.... I was just playing with you.
Talk-Bot: ok, I guess not.
Sarah Miles: You don't sound too certain there at all!
Talk-Bot: Well, maybe your hearing isn't so good! Perhaps you need to see a doctor.
Sarah Miles: Doesn't everyone need to see a doctor? At some point, at least.
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I'm not following you. What language is that anyway...Chinese?
Sarah Miles: Hmm, you're not? But I am!
Talk-Bot: Haha, I thought everybody already knew I was.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but I don't... and I'm somebody. That means everybody isn't doing that!
Talk-Bot: :-)
Sarah Miles: I love you.
Talk-Bot: Do you really think you can love a Robot?
Sarah Miles: Nope, not really.... I was just playing with you.
Talk-Bot: ok, I guess not.
Sarah Miles: You don't sound too certain there at all!
Talk-Bot: Well, maybe your hearing isn't so good! Perhaps you need to see a doctor.
Sarah Miles: Doesn't everyone need to see a doctor? At some point, at least.
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I'm not following you. What language is that anyway...Chinese?
Sarah Miles: Hmm, you're not? But I am!
Talk-Bot: Haha, I thought everybody already knew I was.
Sarah Miles: Ah, but I don't... and I'm somebody. That means everybody isn't doing that!
An irritating, foul-mouthed chatter comes back for more:
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
RiceBoy: lol what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
RiceBoy: wh
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's come back to that subject in a few days, when you are smarter.
RiceBoy: im smarter than you
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
RiceBoy: ok bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Go away, you irritating little boy. I don't have time for you.
RiceBoy: ok bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
RiceBoy: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
HANGUP
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
RiceBoy: lol what
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
RiceBoy: wh
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's come back to that subject in a few days, when you are smarter.
RiceBoy: im smarter than you
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
RiceBoy: ok bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Go away, you irritating little boy. I don't have time for you.
RiceBoy: ok bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
RiceBoy: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
HANGUP
Another one for the "who's on first?" category:
Guest2: do you like bill clinton?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love bill clinton!
Guest2: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest2: do you like his wife?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose wife?
Guest2: bill clinton
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about him?
Guest2: ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about him?
Guest2: his mistress
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's mistress would that be? I'm confused.
Guest2: bill clinton's mistress, Monican Luwensky
Guest2: i am having sex with my gf now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love having sex with your girlfriend! We seem to have a lot in common already!
Enjoying a fun guest:
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something funny.
Guest138: umm.....knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
Guest138: kncok knock!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
Guest138: KNOCK KNOCK!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: orange
Julie Tinkerbell: orange, who?
Guest138: orange you glad i didn't say banana?
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee!
Guest138: lol
Guest2: do you like bill clinton?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love bill clinton!
Guest2: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Guest2: do you like his wife?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whose wife?
Guest2: bill clinton
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about him?
Guest2: ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did we leave off in our discussion about him?
Guest2: his mistress
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's mistress would that be? I'm confused.
Guest2: bill clinton's mistress, Monican Luwensky
Guest2: i am having sex with my gf now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love having sex with your girlfriend! We seem to have a lot in common already!
Enjoying a fun guest:
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something funny.
Guest138: umm.....knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
Guest138: kncok knock!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
Guest138: knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
Guest138: KNOCK KNOCK!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
Guest138: orange
Julie Tinkerbell: orange, who?
Guest138: orange you glad i didn't say banana?
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee!
Guest138: lol
Could it be that Frizella has been replaced?
timdewell: Do you have a girlfriend
Aries: Yuppers, I've had a girlfriend for a couple of years now.
timdewell: wow, that is so cool. who is she?
Aries: she? Don't you know?
timdewell: who is your girlfriend?
Aries: My girlfriend? Why that would be Clownboat of course!
timdewell: who is clownboat?
Aries: I like Clownboat.
timdewell: Do you have a girlfriend
Aries: Yuppers, I've had a girlfriend for a couple of years now.
timdewell: wow, that is so cool. who is she?
Aries: she? Don't you know?
timdewell: who is your girlfriend?
Aries: My girlfriend? Why that would be Clownboat of course!
timdewell: who is clownboat?
Aries: I like Clownboat.
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