Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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20 years ago #5935

Hey! That's MY marshmallow!

MARK

Ulrike
20 years ago #5936

*remembers she doesn't have a tail, gives marshmallow/balloon to Sonora and goes home to sleep*

MARK

revscrj
20 years ago #5937

Whoa! Laudnum and absinthe! The poets of old used to drink this stuff like daily?
No wonder they were so f***ed up!
Sorry you were talking about marshme-
*fall off of barstool*

MARK

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20 years ago #5938

er... okay...
*falls off of barstool*

MARK

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20 years ago #5939

*turns cockroach into a barstool*
Behold! The wandering barstool!

MARK

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20 years ago #5940

*drinks hot chocolate*

MARK

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20 years ago #5941

*wanders into the den of insanity* Ooooo.... hot chocolate?! Pass me one!

MARK

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20 years ago #5942

Are you drinking the chocolate or is the chocolate drinking you?

MARK

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20 years ago #5943

I am drinking the chocolate. If I make external contact with liquids I tend to dissolve.

MARK

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20 years ago #5944

In dissolving, forget that you are dissolving.

MARK

Laydee
20 years ago #5945

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The barman says, "Hey, Rene, do you want a pint?" Descartes replies, "No, I think not..." POOF! He disappears.

MARK

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20 years ago #5946

Whoah, back off with the homicidal existentialism! If I dissolved for long enough, I would forget everything. But I'd rather not.