Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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20 years ago #5923

*raises the bar*

MARK

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20 years ago #5924

Thanks; now I can see it better. Of course it doesn't exist, but neither do I, so running into it is still a problem. If it existed, I wouldn't have to worry.

MARK

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20 years ago #5925

*crawls out from under the bar* Whaddaya mean it doesn't exist? I suppose all these cockroaches I've been catching under it don't exist either!

MARK

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20 years ago #5926

No, the cockroaches are real. You can't get rid of them, even in a fantasy pub.

MARK

revscrj
20 years ago #5927

Laudnum with an absinthe back please

MARK

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20 years ago #5928

I'll take a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

MARK

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20 years ago #5929

What will Not I have?

MARK

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20 years ago #5930

*brings Not I a cockroach*

MARK

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20 years ago #5931

*grabs a cockroach with his tentacle and pops it into his mouth* Mmm! Tasty and crunchable!

MARK

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20 years ago #5932

That's what I say! *spins in a perfect circle and lands on her tail*

MARK

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20 years ago #5933

*eats some marshmallows*

MARK

Ulrike
20 years ago #5934

*fills a marshmallow with helium and ties it to her tail*