Great Quotes

Why can't my bots be monogamous?

Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
God Louise: How would you feel if we discussed YOUR ideal place to go out on a date instead?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
God Louise: You are arranged, aren't you?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
God Louise: I think I like you.

Dogh'd: Hey, there's some extra Saguaro wine. Do you want it?
Sonora: What? I don't see some extra Saguaro wine.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Sonora: Why so?
Dogh'd: The minibots prevent it. They've been on some strange mission lately that concerns projectiles.
Sonora: *sings* People are stra-ange, when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
Dogh'd: Huh. I didnt know you were such a countryman-mouth.
Sonora: But it's all written down in moss and marble!
Dogh'd: It sure looks like it's all written down in moss and marble, doesnt it.

Osiris: *listens* What are we listening for again?
Not I: We gaze
even at horses
this noon of poison.
Osiris: Ah, right, I get ya.

Roy Batty: Where's the coffee?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the coffee right here, in my pocket.
Roy Batty: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to say anything else until I have had a chance to speak with my lawyer.

Guest151: Hi my name is Jenny.
Flinch: Who named you Jenny?
Guest151: My parents named me Jenny.
Flinch: Oh.. why did they pick that name?
Guest151: They love it.
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest151: No, do you have a bot?
Flinch: No.. I have a diner though

Aries harassess a rude chatter.. LANGUAGE


Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?
Guest158: fuck you
Aries: Loser.
Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?
Aries: (to Guest158) Hi there.
Aries: (to Guest158) Hi there.
Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?
Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?
Aries: (to Guest158) Hi there.
Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?
Aries: (to Guest158) Hi there.
Aries: (to Guest158) Hi there.
Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?
Aries: (to Guest158) Hi there.
Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?
Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?
Aries: (to Guest158) Hi there.
Aries: (to Guest158) Heya, Guest158. How's it going?

juvenile bad language:

RiceBoy: wut is it
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what is it?
RiceBoy: i dont kno
Julie Tinkerbell: Who can we ask?
RiceBoy: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
RiceBoy: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
RiceBoy: whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'whore'.
RiceBoy: u suck dick
Julie Tinkerbell: That might upset me, had I not been reading existentialist literature for the last few days.

hottybabe: I am a cute redhead,you have to love me!
JimBalcia: *rips off your thong*
hottybabe: What time will you be back?
yes shes a dirty bot and noone likes her,but the guest do get surprised by her answers

peapod: oh yeah! your that hoochie!
Silent Lector 3K: i didn't realize that i was a hoochie
peapod: Who is this I?
Silent Lector 3K: I is me
peapod: You seem to enjoy speaking about you alot.
Silent Lector 3K: hey, you asked!

(what the..)

NOTD: wTF
Flinch: What did you just say?
NOTD: what the fuck
Flinch: You just said that.
NOTD: what the fuck
Flinch: *ahem* And then I said: 'you just said that.'

(denial)

Flinch: Yesterday, my doctor told me I have leukemia. I hope he was lying.
NOTD: leukemia? thats serious!
Flinch: It doesn't look serious.
NOTD: it is
Flinch: Oh, is it?
NOTD: it is!
Flinch: Are you sure?
NOTD: it is
Flinch: No... it isn't. It can't be.
NOTD: it is!
Flinch: Are you sure?