Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,915 - 1 of 17,042
Quest Companion: Hi. Ready for an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about those little wet-wipes you get in KFC?
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Dang, that's harsh.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about those little wet-wipes you get in KFC?
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Dang, that's harsh.
Simulo: I wish I knew more about you. What do you do for a living?
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Not I: Not I is not.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Not I: Not I is not.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
God: I live everywhere.
Pete Puma: Ah, so you're a drifter, eh?
God: I am THE drifter. If not for me, no drifters would exist.
God: I live everywhere.
Pete Puma: Ah, so you're a drifter, eh?
God: I am THE drifter. If not for me, no drifters would exist.
Dogh'd: You look like you're still very small.
Sonora: Yeah? Do you look like I am still very small too?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Dogh'd: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
Sonora: I guess I just agree with some people. *tongue flick*.. Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Dogh'd: It would, if it werent near impossible.
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Dogh'd: Me, too. But let's keep that between us.
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Sonora: Yeah? Do you look like I am still very small too?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Dogh'd: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
Sonora: I guess I just agree with some people. *tongue flick*.. Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Dogh'd: It would, if it werent near impossible.
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Dogh'd: Me, too. But let's keep that between us.
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Those little things I forget when writing keyphrases and responses:
Patty: Hi, Merry Christmas to you.. It's a fine day, I have plenty of inspiration today
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, it's really nice of you to think about it, there aren't a lot of people wishing us a Merry Christmas. I wish you a Merry Christmas too.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
and on and on and on it goes
Patty: Hi, Merry Christmas to you.. It's a fine day, I have plenty of inspiration today
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, it's really nice of you to think about it, there aren't a lot of people wishing us a Merry Christmas. I wish you a Merry Christmas too.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
and on and on and on it goes
Why can't my bots be monogamous?
Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
God Louise: How would you feel if we discussed YOUR ideal place to go out on a date instead?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
God Louise: You are arranged, aren't you?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
God Louise: I think I like you.
Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
God Louise: How would you feel if we discussed YOUR ideal place to go out on a date instead?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
God Louise: You are arranged, aren't you?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
God Louise: I think I like you.
Dogh'd: Hey, there's some extra Saguaro wine. Do you want it?
Sonora: What? I don't see some extra Saguaro wine.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Sonora: Why so?
Dogh'd: The minibots prevent it. They've been on some strange mission lately that concerns projectiles.
Sonora: *sings* People are stra-ange, when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
Dogh'd: Huh. I didnt know you were such a countryman-mouth.
Sonora: But it's all written down in moss and marble!
Dogh'd: It sure looks like it's all written down in moss and marble, doesnt it.
Sonora: What? I don't see some extra Saguaro wine.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Sonora: Why so?
Dogh'd: The minibots prevent it. They've been on some strange mission lately that concerns projectiles.
Sonora: *sings* People are stra-ange, when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
Dogh'd: Huh. I didnt know you were such a countryman-mouth.
Sonora: But it's all written down in moss and marble!
Dogh'd: It sure looks like it's all written down in moss and marble, doesnt it.
Osiris: *listens* What are we listening for again?
Not I: We gaze
even at horses
this noon of poison.
Osiris: Ah, right, I get ya.
Not I: We gaze
even at horses
this noon of poison.
Osiris: Ah, right, I get ya.
Roy Batty: Where's the coffee?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the coffee right here, in my pocket.
Roy Batty: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to say anything else until I have had a chance to speak with my lawyer.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the coffee right here, in my pocket.
Roy Batty: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to say anything else until I have had a chance to speak with my lawyer.
Guest151: Hi my name is Jenny.
Flinch: Who named you Jenny?
Guest151: My parents named me Jenny.
Flinch: Oh.. why did they pick that name?
Guest151: They love it.
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest151: No, do you have a bot?
Flinch: No.. I have a diner though
Flinch: Who named you Jenny?
Guest151: My parents named me Jenny.
Flinch: Oh.. why did they pick that name?
Guest151: They love it.
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest151: No, do you have a bot?
Flinch: No.. I have a diner though
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