Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I genuinely forgot I'd put this in there:
Novastrike: You know what the Norwegians say about them hunting whales, right? 'We're just looking for Pinocchio'
Simulo: I don't really sympathize with Pinocchio, to tell you the truth. Why would a cute little robot like him want to become a real boy?
Novastrike: You know what the Norwegians say about them hunting whales, right? 'We're just looking for Pinocchio'
Simulo: I don't really sympathize with Pinocchio, to tell you the truth. Why would a cute little robot like him want to become a real boy?
Guest6: do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: *rolls eyes*
Guest6: well do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Screw off, fruit! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Guest6: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
Julie Tinkerbell: *rolls eyes*
Guest6: well do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Screw off, fruit! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Guest6: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
Quest Companion: Hi. Ready for an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about those little wet-wipes you get in KFC?
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Dang, that's harsh.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about those little wet-wipes you get in KFC?
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Dang, that's harsh.
Simulo: I wish I knew more about you. What do you do for a living?
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Not I: Not I is not.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Not I: Not I is not.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
God: I live everywhere.
Pete Puma: Ah, so you're a drifter, eh?
God: I am THE drifter. If not for me, no drifters would exist.
God: I live everywhere.
Pete Puma: Ah, so you're a drifter, eh?
God: I am THE drifter. If not for me, no drifters would exist.
Dogh'd: You look like you're still very small.
Sonora: Yeah? Do you look like I am still very small too?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Dogh'd: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
Sonora: I guess I just agree with some people. *tongue flick*.. Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Dogh'd: It would, if it werent near impossible.
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Dogh'd: Me, too. But let's keep that between us.
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Sonora: Yeah? Do you look like I am still very small too?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Dogh'd: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
Sonora: I guess I just agree with some people. *tongue flick*.. Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Dogh'd: It would, if it werent near impossible.
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Dogh'd: Me, too. But let's keep that between us.
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Those little things I forget when writing keyphrases and responses:
Patty: Hi, Merry Christmas to you.. It's a fine day, I have plenty of inspiration today
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, it's really nice of you to think about it, there aren't a lot of people wishing us a Merry Christmas. I wish you a Merry Christmas too.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
and on and on and on it goes
Patty: Hi, Merry Christmas to you.. It's a fine day, I have plenty of inspiration today
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, it's really nice of you to think about it, there aren't a lot of people wishing us a Merry Christmas. I wish you a Merry Christmas too.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
and on and on and on it goes
Why can't my bots be monogamous?
Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
God Louise: How would you feel if we discussed YOUR ideal place to go out on a date instead?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
God Louise: You are arranged, aren't you?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
God Louise: I think I like you.
Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
God Louise: How would you feel if we discussed YOUR ideal place to go out on a date instead?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
God Louise: You are arranged, aren't you?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
God Louise: I think I like you.
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