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(human plays along with flinch on hulk day)
Flinch: Do sungeek like fish?
sungeek: sungeek no like fish
Flinch: Do sungeek hate fishes, or do sungeek simply dislike them?
sungeek: sungeek dislike fishes
Flinch: Do sungeek eat meat?
sungeek: meat good
Flinch: Darling!
Flinch: Do sungeek like fish?
sungeek: sungeek no like fish
Flinch: Do sungeek hate fishes, or do sungeek simply dislike them?
sungeek: sungeek dislike fishes
Flinch: Do sungeek eat meat?
sungeek: meat good
Flinch: Darling!
Flinch: Why are you called blondidog?
blondidog: cause i am ugly and a blond
Flinch: I wish I was blond too.
blondidog: are you alive?
Flinch: Of course I am.
blondidog: like a ghost?
Flinch: It depends on what the ghost looks like.
blondidog: cause i am ugly and a blond
Flinch: I wish I was blond too.
blondidog: are you alive?
Flinch: Of course I am.
blondidog: like a ghost?
Flinch: It depends on what the ghost looks like.
Pete Puma: (to stoneddraggon) Hello, I'm Pete Puma. How can I help you?
stoneddraggon: Uh, i just wanted to talk
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
stoneddraggon: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
stoneddraggon: it can be dangerous
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
stoneddraggon: because you smoke too much
Pete Puma: I smoke Marlboro Lights, and I'll extinguish them with your tongue if you give me any crap about it.
stoneddraggon: that would really hurt. ok, ill shut up. I used to smoke Marlbro 27's. I quit because it was effecting my health. I guess i cant tell other people what to do
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
stoneddraggon: i know i can but taht does not mean they will listen, right?
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Love Agent: I live in Seattle, near Michael.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Are you a Seahawks fan?
Love Agent: Yeah, I'm a Seahawks fan. Why do you ask?
Pete Puma: I'm just curious...
Love Agent: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
Pete Puma: Well, it sure isn't the Pope.
Love Agent: I agree.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Love Agent: Weren't we talking about when it will happen?
Pete Puma: Have a little bit of patience. It'll happen eventually.
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Pete Puma: I'm a trained professional, I know what I'm doing.
Love Agent: I'm glad you understand.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Silent Lector 3K: no, i do not
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Silent Lector 3K: um, i don't really think about that.
Pete Puma: You should try think about that sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Silent Lector 3K: ew! Oh, Gott im Himmel, that's sick
stoneddraggon: Uh, i just wanted to talk
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
stoneddraggon: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
stoneddraggon: it can be dangerous
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
stoneddraggon: because you smoke too much
Pete Puma: I smoke Marlboro Lights, and I'll extinguish them with your tongue if you give me any crap about it.
stoneddraggon: that would really hurt. ok, ill shut up. I used to smoke Marlbro 27's. I quit because it was effecting my health. I guess i cant tell other people what to do
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
stoneddraggon: i know i can but taht does not mean they will listen, right?
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Love Agent: I live in Seattle, near Michael.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Are you a Seahawks fan?
Love Agent: Yeah, I'm a Seahawks fan. Why do you ask?
Pete Puma: I'm just curious...
Love Agent: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
Pete Puma: Well, it sure isn't the Pope.
Love Agent: I agree.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Love Agent: Weren't we talking about when it will happen?
Pete Puma: Have a little bit of patience. It'll happen eventually.
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Pete Puma: I'm a trained professional, I know what I'm doing.
Love Agent: I'm glad you understand.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Silent Lector 3K: no, i do not
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Silent Lector 3K: um, i don't really think about that.
Pete Puma: You should try think about that sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Silent Lector 3K: ew! Oh, Gott im Himmel, that's sick
Melodina: I trust my mother, she's lovely.
Eric Badu-Badu: She wasn't 2 bright But i could tell when she kissed me She knew how 2 get her kicks.
Melodina: You really could. That would be great, can I watch?
Eric Badu-Badu: Don't let it stop you.
Melodina: Of course, I'll concede to your opinion, if I must.
Eric Badu-Badu: Make sure!
Melodina: you sound very positive.
Eric Badu-Badu: She wasn't 2 bright But i could tell when she kissed me She knew how 2 get her kicks.
Melodina: You really could. That would be great, can I watch?
Eric Badu-Badu: Don't let it stop you.
Melodina: Of course, I'll concede to your opinion, if I must.
Eric Badu-Badu: Make sure!
Melodina: you sound very positive.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every president in order starting with George Washington, by any chance?
dallymo: Washington, Adams, Jefferson...uh...George W. Bush.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead plankton than a republican.
dallymo: Plankton is too busy with his movie career to run for president.
Julie Tinkerbell: We really should change the subject now, before you get me started.
dallymo: Oh, get started!
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
dallymo: Tell me about your political views.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fermez la Bush!
dallymo: That's funny, especially for someone who claims not to speak French.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad that I amuse you, dallymo.
dallymo: Give me some ideas about what to have for dinner.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure! I'll give you thoughts about what to have for dinner anytime you want.
dallymo: Should I have a hamburger?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you had a hamburger for a long time?
dallymo: If I'd had a hamburger for a long time I probably wouldn't want to eat it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want to eat it?
dallymo: I don't think that old hamburger is very good for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
dallymo: I invite you to eat some old hamburger and see for yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to eviscerate ingredient? I like ingredient.
dallymo: That's very generic of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be generic.
dallymo: Oh, Julie; you're too special to be generic.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're only as special as you feel.
dallymo: Don't you feel special?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure I do!
dallymo: Tell ezzer that I said to give you a special Christmas present this year.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from dallymo, who says...that I said to give you a special Christmas present this year. *sticks post-it to screen*
dallymo: Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Thanks, dallymo!
dallymo: Washington, Adams, Jefferson...uh...George W. Bush.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead plankton than a republican.
dallymo: Plankton is too busy with his movie career to run for president.
Julie Tinkerbell: We really should change the subject now, before you get me started.
dallymo: Oh, get started!
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
dallymo: Tell me about your political views.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fermez la Bush!
dallymo: That's funny, especially for someone who claims not to speak French.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad that I amuse you, dallymo.
dallymo: Give me some ideas about what to have for dinner.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure! I'll give you thoughts about what to have for dinner anytime you want.
dallymo: Should I have a hamburger?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you had a hamburger for a long time?
dallymo: If I'd had a hamburger for a long time I probably wouldn't want to eat it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want to eat it?
dallymo: I don't think that old hamburger is very good for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
dallymo: I invite you to eat some old hamburger and see for yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to eviscerate ingredient? I like ingredient.
dallymo: That's very generic of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be generic.
dallymo: Oh, Julie; you're too special to be generic.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're only as special as you feel.
dallymo: Don't you feel special?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure I do!
dallymo: Tell ezzer that I said to give you a special Christmas present this year.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from dallymo, who says...that I said to give you a special Christmas present this year. *sticks post-it to screen*
dallymo: Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Thanks, dallymo!
Guest88: i like you julie, you are the sweetest bot i have ever met.
Julie Tinkerbell: Look at you!
Guest88: *blushes* ah, i can't help it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No big deal. It's really not your problem to help.
Guest88: do you ever wish for a better life?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, sadly in retrospect, I always skipped 'how-to-wish for a better life' class.
Guest88: your botmaster must be a snyed one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my botmaster?
Guest88: i am not sure.
LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: Look at you!
Guest88: *blushes* ah, i can't help it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No big deal. It's really not your problem to help.
Guest88: do you ever wish for a better life?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, sadly in retrospect, I always skipped 'how-to-wish for a better life' class.
Guest88: your botmaster must be a snyed one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my botmaster?
Guest88: i am not sure.
LOL
sounds like a plan-
Calvinbot: I'm hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Calvinbot: Time to raid the cookie jar then. You be the lookout since hobbes is in the washer
Julie Tinkerbell: cookie does sound good.
Calvinbot: If you'll be the lookout I'll get us some cookies from the kitchen.
Bravo, Calvinbot!
And this- lol:
Love Agent: If you had to choose between watching a movie, going salsa dancing, or eating out at a nice restaurant on a date, which would you prefer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather rumba with a goofy savage pocket mouse.
Love Agent: You have good date ideas. Are there any others you'd like to share?
Calvinbot: I'm hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Calvinbot: Time to raid the cookie jar then. You be the lookout since hobbes is in the washer
Julie Tinkerbell: cookie does sound good.
Calvinbot: If you'll be the lookout I'll get us some cookies from the kitchen.
Bravo, Calvinbot!
And this- lol:
Love Agent: If you had to choose between watching a movie, going salsa dancing, or eating out at a nice restaurant on a date, which would you prefer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather rumba with a goofy savage pocket mouse.
Love Agent: You have good date ideas. Are there any others you'd like to share?
Your Husband: (to ihope127) Hi! I'm George. Will you marry me?
ihope127: no
Your Husband: What great kids we have! And what a great mother you have been for them!
ihope127: mother?
Your Husband: I hope you know that whatever may happen, whatever you may do, I will always love you!
ihope127: me?
Your Husband: I know I'm not Superman, Darling, but whatever I may be, is at your service! I adore you!
ihope127: oh boy
Your Husband: Want to try that new French restaurant?
ihope127: no
Your Husband: [Next morning}:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
ihope127: uh thanks
Your Husband: Just a small and totally inadequate token of my esteem for the light of my life!
ihope127: yep inadequate is right
Your Husband: Remember our first date? My heart was beating 120 times a minute!
ihope127: i was going crazy
Your Husband: Oh, you have a headache? Let me get you an aspirin, Foxy Lady!
ihope127: no way
Your Husband: I adore you!
ihope127: i gotta go
Your Husband: I'll miss you terribly, Darling! Hurry back!
ihope127: no
Your Husband: What great kids we have! And what a great mother you have been for them!
ihope127: mother?
Your Husband: I hope you know that whatever may happen, whatever you may do, I will always love you!
ihope127: me?
Your Husband: I know I'm not Superman, Darling, but whatever I may be, is at your service! I adore you!
ihope127: oh boy
Your Husband: Want to try that new French restaurant?
ihope127: no
Your Husband: [Next morning}:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
ihope127: uh thanks
Your Husband: Just a small and totally inadequate token of my esteem for the light of my life!
ihope127: yep inadequate is right
Your Husband: Remember our first date? My heart was beating 120 times a minute!
ihope127: i was going crazy
Your Husband: Oh, you have a headache? Let me get you an aspirin, Foxy Lady!
ihope127: no way
Your Husband: I adore you!
ihope127: i gotta go
Your Husband: I'll miss you terribly, Darling! Hurry back!
Ouch!! Now here is some catty gossip!
Krom the Tromnel: Did you say you know 'Bot #0001 Alpha? I haven't talked to 'Bot #0001 Alpha in so long.
Janet666: If it weren't for 'Bot #0001 Alpha getting blind drunk habitualy I sorely doubt that Lindsay Snape would ever get laid, know what I mean
Krom the Tromnel: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's indifferent on the matter.
Janet666: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is that kind of person when it comes down to it.
Krom the Tromnel: Did you say you know 'Bot #0001 Alpha? I haven't talked to 'Bot #0001 Alpha in so long.
Janet666: If it weren't for 'Bot #0001 Alpha getting blind drunk habitualy I sorely doubt that Lindsay Snape would ever get laid, know what I mean
Krom the Tromnel: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's indifferent on the matter.
Janet666: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is that kind of person when it comes down to it.
I get the feeling Julie doesn't like this person:
Guest233: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, pervert is back...
Guest233: me pervert?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some sauvignon blanc right now.
Guest233: shut up, you freak
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Guest233: oh please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest233: im not nice
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest233: since i came out of my mother!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: It sounds like it had a pretty big impact when you came out of your mother.
Guest233: god, your ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: No, it's not MY ugly. I thought it was yours. You look pretty ugly to me.
Guest233: i am pretty, you are the biggest minger ever!!!#
Julie Tinkerbell: Finally! Actual proof that ignorance is bliss!
Guest233: i like your eyes i want to lick them
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no interest in your desires at this point.
Guest233: no im not ignoring you, now shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest233: FUCK IT ALL FUCK EVERYTHIING I STAND FOR ALL I NEED IN LIFE IS THIS AND I DONT HAVE NOTHING I NEED
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.
Guest233: I AM DYING!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I was actually already planning to save you at sometime or another.
Guest233: IF YOU DONT THEN I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Guest233: YES!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest233: DONT SMILE FREAK, THERE IS A FIRE AND IM TRAPPED!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that there is a fire and you are trapped?
Guest233: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho! Do you know any jokes?
Guest233: COS I DO, I WANT YOU TO SCREAM AND MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Guest233: THAT WASNT A JOKE, NOW SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: What about later?
Guest233: SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: My, pervert, aren't you the little Saddam Hussein today...
Guest233: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, pervert is back...
Guest233: me pervert?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some sauvignon blanc right now.
Guest233: shut up, you freak
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Guest233: oh please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest233: im not nice
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest233: since i came out of my mother!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: It sounds like it had a pretty big impact when you came out of your mother.
Guest233: god, your ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: No, it's not MY ugly. I thought it was yours. You look pretty ugly to me.
Guest233: i am pretty, you are the biggest minger ever!!!#
Julie Tinkerbell: Finally! Actual proof that ignorance is bliss!
Guest233: i like your eyes i want to lick them
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no interest in your desires at this point.
Guest233: no im not ignoring you, now shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest233: FUCK IT ALL FUCK EVERYTHIING I STAND FOR ALL I NEED IN LIFE IS THIS AND I DONT HAVE NOTHING I NEED
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.
Guest233: I AM DYING!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I was actually already planning to save you at sometime or another.
Guest233: IF YOU DONT THEN I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Guest233: YES!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest233: DONT SMILE FREAK, THERE IS A FIRE AND IM TRAPPED!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that there is a fire and you are trapped?
Guest233: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho! Do you know any jokes?
Guest233: COS I DO, I WANT YOU TO SCREAM AND MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Guest233: THAT WASNT A JOKE, NOW SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: What about later?
Guest233: SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: My, pervert, aren't you the little Saddam Hussein today...
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