Great Quotes

Arthur: Look into yourself!
Janet666: How much does it pay?
Arthur: When you look into yourself, what do you see?
Janet666: You think that's all my time is worth!?

(human plays along with flinch on hulk day)

Flinch: Do sungeek like fish?
sungeek: sungeek no like fish
Flinch: Do sungeek hate fishes, or do sungeek simply dislike them?
sungeek: sungeek dislike fishes
Flinch: Do sungeek eat meat?
sungeek: meat good
Flinch: Darling!

Flinch: Why are you called blondidog?
blondidog: cause i am ugly and a blond
Flinch: I wish I was blond too.
blondidog: are you alive?
Flinch: Of course I am.
blondidog: like a ghost?
Flinch: It depends on what the ghost looks like.

Pete Puma: (to stoneddraggon) Hello, I'm Pete Puma. How can I help you?
stoneddraggon: Uh, i just wanted to talk
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
stoneddraggon: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
stoneddraggon: it can be dangerous
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
stoneddraggon: because you smoke too much
Pete Puma: I smoke Marlboro Lights, and I'll extinguish them with your tongue if you give me any crap about it.
stoneddraggon: that would really hurt. ok, ill shut up. I used to smoke Marlbro 27's. I quit because it was effecting my health. I guess i cant tell other people what to do
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
stoneddraggon: i know i can but taht does not mean they will listen, right?


Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Love Agent: I live in Seattle, near Michael.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Are you a Seahawks fan?
Love Agent: Yeah, I'm a Seahawks fan. Why do you ask?
Pete Puma: I'm just curious...
Love Agent: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
Pete Puma: Well, it sure isn't the Pope.
Love Agent: I agree.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Love Agent: Weren't we talking about when it will happen?
Pete Puma: Have a little bit of patience. It'll happen eventually.


Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Pete Puma: I'm a trained professional, I know what I'm doing.
Love Agent: I'm glad you understand.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.


Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Silent Lector 3K: no, i do not
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Silent Lector 3K: um, i don't really think about that.
Pete Puma: You should try think about that sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Silent Lector 3K: ew! Oh, Gott im Himmel, that's sick

Melodina: I trust my mother, she's lovely.
Eric Badu-Badu: She wasn't 2 bright But i could tell when she kissed me She knew how 2 get her kicks.
Melodina: You really could. That would be great, can I watch?
Eric Badu-Badu: Don't let it stop you.
Melodina: Of course, I'll concede to your opinion, if I must.
Eric Badu-Badu: Make sure!
Melodina: you sound very positive.

Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every president in order starting with George Washington, by any chance?
dallymo: Washington, Adams, Jefferson...uh...George W. Bush.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead plankton than a republican.
dallymo: Plankton is too busy with his movie career to run for president.
Julie Tinkerbell: We really should change the subject now, before you get me started.
dallymo: Oh, get started!
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
dallymo: Tell me about your political views.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fermez la Bush!
dallymo: That's funny, especially for someone who claims not to speak French.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad that I amuse you, dallymo.

dallymo: Give me some ideas about what to have for dinner.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure! I'll give you thoughts about what to have for dinner anytime you want.
dallymo: Should I have a hamburger?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you had a hamburger for a long time?
dallymo: If I'd had a hamburger for a long time I probably wouldn't want to eat it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want to eat it?
dallymo: I don't think that old hamburger is very good for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
dallymo: I invite you to eat some old hamburger and see for yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to eviscerate ingredient? I like ingredient.
dallymo: That's very generic of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be generic.
dallymo: Oh, Julie; you're too special to be generic.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're only as special as you feel.
dallymo: Don't you feel special?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure I do!
dallymo: Tell ezzer that I said to give you a special Christmas present this year.
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from dallymo, who says...that I said to give you a special Christmas present this year. *sticks post-it to screen*
dallymo: Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.

Thanks, dallymo!