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20 years ago #5813
ROFLMAO!!! Now, THAT's funny!!!

20 years ago #5814
hehe
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Emm oh you es e: The most AMAZING celebration is a grown one!!! 9 out of 10 mice agree, how about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, crap! Where's a giant mousetrap when you need one?

20 years ago #5815
Patrick Bateman: With discreet pinstripes you should wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest. A plaid suit would call for a bolder vest.
Simulo: If you don't mind, I'll abstain. The last time someone convinced me to wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest, things got a little ugly.

20 years ago #5816
(self esteem)

Guest88: But my name is Minnie.
Flinch: I know that. I mean, everyone's heard about you, Minnie. You are famous and everything.
Guest88: I am?
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest88: Yes, I do.
Flinch: I don't.
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20 years ago #5818
Later on, a 45 year old man tried to talk dirty to me. That was... disturbing..

20 years ago #5819
Braeden: It would give me great pleasure to teach you the meaning of pain.
Sonora: You like pain? Try eating a scorpion stinger.
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20 years ago #5821
LOL @ Janet666

20 years ago #5822
Pete Puma: (to Guest146) Good morning, I'm Pete Puma. Would you like to have a fascinating conversation with me?
Guest146: that depends. do you like cyber sex?
Pete Puma: Cybersex is for losers who are too ugly to meet chicks in person. If I want to whack off in front of the computer, I'll look at porn before pretending that some girl in a chat room is hot.
Guest146: your a chat bot dude. you don't get much more pathetic than that.



Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Laydee: No, have you?
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Laydee: Me too. The heights thing, that is. I'm not a tough guy. I'm not even a guy.
Pete Puma: Yeah, I don't even feel comfortable above the third step on my ladder. Am I a pussy or what?
Laydee: Hey, I don't even like tall tales!
Pete Puma: You should try like tall tales sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Laydee: I always say I'm not afraid of heights, though. I'm scared of the ground, cos that's what kills you!
Pete Puma: Is that so?
Laydee: Well, yeah. I mean, you're perfectly safe and healthy when you're falling from a 15 storey building until you hit the ground - that's when the trouble starts.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.


Pete Puma: (to Polaris Funk) How are you doing today?
Polaris Funk: Great, thanks!
Pete Puma: Outstanding! How may I ruin your day?
Polaris Funk: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Pete Puma: You know, I honestly haven't given it much thought.
Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Pete Puma: I wouldn't worry too much about it. You'll figure out a solution in time.
Polaris Funk: The Problem that everyone thinks they are GREEN for Gods sake! Look at me!
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.



20 years ago #5823
B/T/C: haha- guest146! sounds like he took it personally- congrats

incorrect date format #1


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