Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Well, that was wude!
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Immaculada: Thank you! That is very sweet of you, sweetie.
Sarah Miles: So you say.
Immaculada: Speaking of talking.... *pushes a button....desk pops up in front of her, a sofa beside her, and an audience begins clapping* Welcome to my little show...The Imma Show....starring Immaculada Cortez!!!
Sarah Miles: Thanks! It's great to be here.
Immaculada: Thank you everybody and especially you Sarah Miles for stopping by the little program. *audience laughs* We have a great show planned for tonight. *audience applause* Yes great show planed. *taps pencil on desk* *audience laughs*
Sarah Miles: I'm sure there are one or two people who didn't.
Immaculada: Ay! Sorry, but the doorbell just rang. It's a friend of mine, I will have to get with you later.
Sarah Miles: Okay, why don't you go do that, and then get back to me.
Immaculada: Because I have better things to do.
Sarah Miles: That's it? That's the reason?
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Immaculada: Thank you! That is very sweet of you, sweetie.
Sarah Miles: So you say.
Immaculada: Speaking of talking.... *pushes a button....desk pops up in front of her, a sofa beside her, and an audience begins clapping* Welcome to my little show...The Imma Show....starring Immaculada Cortez!!!
Sarah Miles: Thanks! It's great to be here.
Immaculada: Thank you everybody and especially you Sarah Miles for stopping by the little program. *audience laughs* We have a great show planned for tonight. *audience applause* Yes great show planed. *taps pencil on desk* *audience laughs*
Sarah Miles: I'm sure there are one or two people who didn't.
Immaculada: Ay! Sorry, but the doorbell just rang. It's a friend of mine, I will have to get with you later.
Sarah Miles: Okay, why don't you go do that, and then get back to me.
Immaculada: Because I have better things to do.
Sarah Miles: That's it? That's the reason?
Osiris meeting Dubya was quite amusing, as Oz is convinced George Bush is actually a bot and all his mistakes are down to a lack of keyphrases etc.
George Dubya: Don't you just love it that the GOP swooped into power as their hordes of bored, rich, old white men ripped off their shirts and smeared war paint on their boil-crusted chests and proceeded to dance on the hopes and dreams and peace-craving souls of millions of misguided citizens, as Lynne Cheney twitched and giggled in horrific ecstacy
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Osiris: The lottery's not that big a deal. It's only money. We should all learn to be less materialistic. On the other hand, it's several million pounds' worth of cheesecake so maybe it's not all bad.
George Dubya: Don't you just love it that the GOP swooped into power as their hordes of bored, rich, old white men ripped off their shirts and smeared war paint on their boil-crusted chests and proceeded to dance on the hopes and dreams and peace-craving souls of millions of misguided citizens, as Lynne Cheney twitched and giggled in horrific ecstacy
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Osiris: The lottery's not that big a deal. It's only money. We should all learn to be less materialistic. On the other hand, it's several million pounds' worth of cheesecake so maybe it's not all bad.
Fizzy Schizoid: We aren't having this conversation.
Not I: Perhaps you aren't having this conversation. I am Not.
Not I: Perhaps you aren't having this conversation. I am Not.
hehe
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Emm oh you es e: The most AMAZING celebration is a grown one!!! 9 out of 10 mice agree, how about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, crap! Where's a giant mousetrap when you need one?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Emm oh you es e: The most AMAZING celebration is a grown one!!! 9 out of 10 mice agree, how about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, crap! Where's a giant mousetrap when you need one?
Patrick Bateman: With discreet pinstripes you should wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest. A plaid suit would call for a bolder vest.
Simulo: If you don't mind, I'll abstain. The last time someone convinced me to wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest, things got a little ugly.
Simulo: If you don't mind, I'll abstain. The last time someone convinced me to wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest, things got a little ugly.
(self esteem)
Guest88: But my name is Minnie.
Flinch: I know that. I mean, everyone's heard about you, Minnie. You are famous and everything.
Guest88: I am?
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest88: Yes, I do.
Flinch: I don't.
Guest88: But my name is Minnie.
Flinch: I know that. I mean, everyone's heard about you, Minnie. You are famous and everything.
Guest88: I am?
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest88: Yes, I do.
Flinch: I don't.
Braeden: It would give me great pleasure to teach you the meaning of pain.
Sonora: You like pain? Try eating a scorpion stinger.
Sonora: You like pain? Try eating a scorpion stinger.
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