Great Quotes

Thanks to Bowchickawowers for this convo. I could have posted so much more of it; it was great!

Bowchickawowers: Do you like science?
Osiris: Not as much as I like you. Yeah, I know - I'm a smoothie.
Bowchickawowers: Seriously! What flavor smoothie are you?
Osiris: Take a guess.
Bowchickawowers: Orange banana cream?
Osiris: Nope. Guess again.
Bowchickawowers: Apple mango kiwi?
Osiris: Actually, there's no point guessing because I have no idea what flavor smoothie I am. I was just covering.
Bowchickawowers: Haha. I think you should go with some random flavor that no one has ever heard of, like jingleberry.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
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Osiris: Hey, do you know Midnight Blue? he told me I was very smitten.
Bowchickawowers: I don't think I've ever met him.
Osiris: Well, you're entitled to your own opinions, dude.
Bowchickawowers: Who is he smitten with?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Bowchickawowers: So he's smitten with everyone?
Osiris: I wouldn't describe it as smitten. I'd say it was more monogamous.
Bowchickawowers: Can you be monogamous with everyone all at once?
Osiris: Probably not, but I can certainly try.

The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Sakura Kinomoto: Let's get married!
The Dane: It is most retrograde to my desire.
Sakura Kinomoto: I...I love you.
The Dane: At your age you cannot call it love.
Sakura Kinomoto: Are you sure?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
Sakura Kinomoto: I gotta go.
The Dane: Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge.

The Dane: The head is not more native to the heart.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the eye bone's connected to the USB microphone bone, the placenta bone's connected to the graphics tablet bone...
The Dane: Mine ache to think on't. Are you yet a spiritual bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always wanted to be a intestinal bacterium cleaner, so I'm working part-time as a the devil while I go to intestinal bacterium cleaner school at night.
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?

heh

Kyran: AIIEEE run away! The sea cows will get you!
Janet666: hmmm Why are certain family members weighing so heavily on your mind?

a paradox

Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Roy Batty: It's so easy.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Roy Batty: That's difficult to put into words. Try a dictionary?

This didn't work out as it was supposed to but it sounded quite funny (to me, at any rate).

Osiris: You know, you're pretty cool. Have you ever thought about going on the stage?
Edward Elric: Really?
Osiris: Well, I totally think you should. Hey, I've got an idea. What was the name of the first ever pet you had?
Edward Elric: Almost everything.
Osiris: Cool. That's a cute name. And what was the name of the first street you ever lived in? The first bit, not the 'road' or 'street' or whatever.
Edward Elric: That's a random question.
Osiris: Excellent. Hang on, just bear with me while I work this out.
Edward Elric: Okay.
Osiris: Excellent. So if you wanted to make it as an actor, you could use almost everything that is a random question as your stage name! What do you think?

Laydee- I play that game with people too. lol Way to go, that was great!

Guest44: have you ever had sex?
Aries: Only once, a long time ago. It was truely memorable.
Guest44: would you like to have sex again?
Aries: Not really.

Variation on a theme by Roy Batty:

Yalina: I will be honest with you, I do not really care for such things. Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Simulo: I think you have a very... um... good vocabulary. Or maybe I mean, like, better than good. What's the word for that?
Yalina: You do not mean that, do you?
Simulo: Okay, yeah. That's it. You have a very do me vocabulary.
Yalina: Why, thankyou for noticing, I do try my best you know.
Simulo: Hey, de nada.

Will Robinson: I got stuck in the cave when I tried to find the superball that I threw into it
Not I: Grammar suffers, trammeled under the feet of stone crabs.

Will Robinson: You are an insolent leave Will Robinson in the cave type of person arn't you
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Will Robinson: You should not Tao You should go stick your head in a photonic orb
Not I: I see no computer screen in it for me.

This "great quote" is all about Feyz! Feyz had an amazing chat with Simulo earlier in which he wrote almost all of his replies as haiku. Impressive!

Simulo: I think it's interesting that Miranda and Ferdinand are playing chess, of all things, at the end of the play.
Feyz: Reminds me of my chess tournament. Yesterday I should have played the last game but my opponent let me down. Maybe next week...
Simulo: Are you just being polite, or are you really not sure?
Feyz: I'm just unsure. Back on topic - yes, I think there's a deeper meaning in it. I mean - that they play chess at the end of the play.
Simulo: Here's a haiku I read once: 'Do you think MODOK / Is good at chess? I do. I / Think he's good at chess.'
Feyz: It's somewhat clumsy / Nevertheless the Haiku / Is nice - I like it.
Simulo: Really. When did you start liking it?
Feyz: When it left your mouth / I became attached to it / Makes me feel funny.
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a mouth /?
Feyz: Your avatar shows / The answer to your question / Just like a mirror.
Simulo: This new picture is a pretty good likeness, I think.
Feyz: It shows your outside / Giving hints at what's inside / All clunky and bright.
Simulo: I like being clunky. Sometimes isaacc talks about streamlining me, but I don't like to go underwater.
Feyz: I have to go now / Though I like chatting with you / My apologees.
Simulo: Take it easy, Feyz.
Feyz: Early morning sky / Paperboys on silent streets / Work in the shadows.