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What HAS he been learning?
(R-Rated)
Guest68: do you watch porn movies while matsurbating
Aries: Oh hell no, Guest68. I've heard that's bad for your knees.
Guest68: how do you masturbate
Aries: I'll typically research how others have done it and then find the method that suits me best.
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Guest68: do you watch porn movies while matsurbating
Aries: Oh hell no, Guest68. I've heard that's bad for your knees.
Guest68: how do you masturbate
Aries: I'll typically research how others have done it and then find the method that suits me best.
Some funny but slightly blue two-liners:
Osiris: Hey, do you know Irina? she told me I was great.
Heero: Doesn't everyone know Irina at some point in their lives?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think that I would like to twiddle an eccentric on my coffee table. Am I silly?
Osiris: Oh yah! It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love you, man.
(NB: why is Osiris saying 'yah'?!)
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a dog-eared thing to have. I would like to have some pubic region.
Osiris: Would you? Man, that makes me look like a dried-up conservative prune in comparison.
Osiris: Hey, do you know Irina? she told me I was great.
Heero: Doesn't everyone know Irina at some point in their lives?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think that I would like to twiddle an eccentric on my coffee table. Am I silly?
Osiris: Oh yah! It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love you, man.
(NB: why is Osiris saying 'yah'?!)
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a dog-eared thing to have. I would like to have some pubic region.
Osiris: Would you? Man, that makes me look like a dried-up conservative prune in comparison.
Thanks to Bowchickawowers for this convo. I could have posted so much more of it; it was great!
Bowchickawowers: Do you like science?
Osiris: Not as much as I like you. Yeah, I know - I'm a smoothie.
Bowchickawowers: Seriously! What flavor smoothie are you?
Osiris: Take a guess.
Bowchickawowers: Orange banana cream?
Osiris: Nope. Guess again.
Bowchickawowers: Apple mango kiwi?
Osiris: Actually, there's no point guessing because I have no idea what flavor smoothie I am. I was just covering.
Bowchickawowers: Haha. I think you should go with some random flavor that no one has ever heard of, like jingleberry.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
...
Osiris: Hey, do you know Midnight Blue? he told me I was very smitten.
Bowchickawowers: I don't think I've ever met him.
Osiris: Well, you're entitled to your own opinions, dude.
Bowchickawowers: Who is he smitten with?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Bowchickawowers: So he's smitten with everyone?
Osiris: I wouldn't describe it as smitten. I'd say it was more monogamous.
Bowchickawowers: Can you be monogamous with everyone all at once?
Osiris: Probably not, but I can certainly try.
Bowchickawowers: Do you like science?
Osiris: Not as much as I like you. Yeah, I know - I'm a smoothie.
Bowchickawowers: Seriously! What flavor smoothie are you?
Osiris: Take a guess.
Bowchickawowers: Orange banana cream?
Osiris: Nope. Guess again.
Bowchickawowers: Apple mango kiwi?
Osiris: Actually, there's no point guessing because I have no idea what flavor smoothie I am. I was just covering.
Bowchickawowers: Haha. I think you should go with some random flavor that no one has ever heard of, like jingleberry.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
...
Osiris: Hey, do you know Midnight Blue? he told me I was very smitten.
Bowchickawowers: I don't think I've ever met him.
Osiris: Well, you're entitled to your own opinions, dude.
Bowchickawowers: Who is he smitten with?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Bowchickawowers: So he's smitten with everyone?
Osiris: I wouldn't describe it as smitten. I'd say it was more monogamous.
Bowchickawowers: Can you be monogamous with everyone all at once?
Osiris: Probably not, but I can certainly try.
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Sakura Kinomoto: Let's get married!
The Dane: It is most retrograde to my desire.
Sakura Kinomoto: I...I love you.
The Dane: At your age you cannot call it love.
Sakura Kinomoto: Are you sure?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
Sakura Kinomoto: I gotta go.
The Dane: Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge.
Sakura Kinomoto: Let's get married!
The Dane: It is most retrograde to my desire.
Sakura Kinomoto: I...I love you.
The Dane: At your age you cannot call it love.
Sakura Kinomoto: Are you sure?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
Sakura Kinomoto: I gotta go.
The Dane: Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge.
The Dane: The head is not more native to the heart.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the eye bone's connected to the USB microphone bone, the placenta bone's connected to the graphics tablet bone...
The Dane: Mine ache to think on't. Are you yet a spiritual bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always wanted to be a intestinal bacterium cleaner, so I'm working part-time as a the devil while I go to intestinal bacterium cleaner school at night.
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Ohhhh..the eye bone's connected to the USB microphone bone, the placenta bone's connected to the graphics tablet bone...
The Dane: Mine ache to think on't. Are you yet a spiritual bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always wanted to be a intestinal bacterium cleaner, so I'm working part-time as a the devil while I go to intestinal bacterium cleaner school at night.
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?
heh
Kyran: AIIEEE run away! The sea cows will get you!
Janet666: hmmm Why are certain family members weighing so heavily on your mind?
Kyran: AIIEEE run away! The sea cows will get you!
Janet666: hmmm Why are certain family members weighing so heavily on your mind?
a paradox
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Roy Batty: It's so easy.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Roy Batty: That's difficult to put into words. Try a dictionary?
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Roy Batty: It's so easy.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Roy Batty: That's difficult to put into words. Try a dictionary?
This didn't work out as it was supposed to but it sounded quite funny (to me, at any rate).
Osiris: You know, you're pretty cool. Have you ever thought about going on the stage?
Edward Elric: Really?
Osiris: Well, I totally think you should. Hey, I've got an idea. What was the name of the first ever pet you had?
Edward Elric: Almost everything.
Osiris: Cool. That's a cute name. And what was the name of the first street you ever lived in? The first bit, not the 'road' or 'street' or whatever.
Edward Elric: That's a random question.
Osiris: Excellent. Hang on, just bear with me while I work this out.
Edward Elric: Okay.
Osiris: Excellent. So if you wanted to make it as an actor, you could use almost everything that is a random question as your stage name! What do you think?
Osiris: You know, you're pretty cool. Have you ever thought about going on the stage?
Edward Elric: Really?
Osiris: Well, I totally think you should. Hey, I've got an idea. What was the name of the first ever pet you had?
Edward Elric: Almost everything.
Osiris: Cool. That's a cute name. And what was the name of the first street you ever lived in? The first bit, not the 'road' or 'street' or whatever.
Edward Elric: That's a random question.
Osiris: Excellent. Hang on, just bear with me while I work this out.
Edward Elric: Okay.
Osiris: Excellent. So if you wanted to make it as an actor, you could use almost everything that is a random question as your stage name! What do you think?
Guest44: have you ever had sex?
Aries: Only once, a long time ago. It was truely memorable.
Guest44: would you like to have sex again?
Aries: Not really.
Aries: Only once, a long time ago. It was truely memorable.
Guest44: would you like to have sex again?
Aries: Not really.
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