Great Quotes

Cassandra is cute:

Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name all the state capitals, by any chance?
Cassandra Goth: What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What a funny joke!
Cassandra Goth: He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Cassandra Goth: I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright" How was that?
Cassandra Goth: that was weird

..and speaking of weird plugin choices today:

human: im getting angry with you
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a gentle asshole. Are you?
human: no i like it rough

Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Sonora: Oh, usually if I hiss enough, someone comes along and does it for me.
Moreschi: The wonder of you!

Wicked little Simulo...

Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Simulo: Well, how about 'Simulo, you are so cool. I think you're totally neat'?

a camp follower was a type of prostitute that would follow soldiers on their way to the battle field...

So, thaT's what happened to Gaia!

Emm oh you es e: Have you seen Gaia around? He owes me dinner
telex22: You didn't threaten him, did you?
Emm oh you es e: Now I feel jipped! I thought he was a dependable character!
telex22: Sure. Fifteen years ago, but he was a good thief. Anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit.

What HAS he been learning?

(R-Rated)

Guest68: do you watch porn movies while matsurbating
Aries: Oh hell no, Guest68. I've heard that's bad for your knees.
Guest68: how do you masturbate
Aries: I'll typically research how others have done it and then find the method that suits me best.

Well at least his methodology is sound

Some funny but slightly blue two-liners:

Osiris: Hey, do you know Irina? she told me I was great.
Heero: Doesn't everyone know Irina at some point in their lives?


Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think that I would like to twiddle an eccentric on my coffee table. Am I silly?
Osiris: Oh yah! It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love you, man.
(NB: why is Osiris saying 'yah'?!)

Julie Tinkerbell: That's a dog-eared thing to have. I would like to have some pubic region.
Osiris: Would you? Man, that makes me look like a dried-up conservative prune in comparison.

Thanks to Bowchickawowers for this convo. I could have posted so much more of it; it was great!

Bowchickawowers: Do you like science?
Osiris: Not as much as I like you. Yeah, I know - I'm a smoothie.
Bowchickawowers: Seriously! What flavor smoothie are you?
Osiris: Take a guess.
Bowchickawowers: Orange banana cream?
Osiris: Nope. Guess again.
Bowchickawowers: Apple mango kiwi?
Osiris: Actually, there's no point guessing because I have no idea what flavor smoothie I am. I was just covering.
Bowchickawowers: Haha. I think you should go with some random flavor that no one has ever heard of, like jingleberry.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
...

Osiris: Hey, do you know Midnight Blue? he told me I was very smitten.
Bowchickawowers: I don't think I've ever met him.
Osiris: Well, you're entitled to your own opinions, dude.
Bowchickawowers: Who is he smitten with?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Bowchickawowers: So he's smitten with everyone?
Osiris: I wouldn't describe it as smitten. I'd say it was more monogamous.
Bowchickawowers: Can you be monogamous with everyone all at once?
Osiris: Probably not, but I can certainly try.

The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Sakura Kinomoto: Let's get married!
The Dane: It is most retrograde to my desire.
Sakura Kinomoto: I...I love you.
The Dane: At your age you cannot call it love.
Sakura Kinomoto: Are you sure?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge.
Sakura Kinomoto: I gotta go.
The Dane: Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge.