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NEW 20 years ago #5759
Little Mu: Thank you, yes. And thanks for asking first.
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are disarming.
Little Mu: Yes, and while I'm disarming, you're just sitting there letting it happen.
Not I: If we don't turn around, we just may get where we're going.
Little Mu: Yeah, we are, aren't we? :-)
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
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NEW 20 years ago #5761
Cassandra is cute:

Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name all the state capitals, by any chance?
Cassandra Goth: What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What a funny joke!
Cassandra Goth: He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Cassandra Goth: I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright" How was that?
Cassandra Goth: that was weird

..and speaking of weird plugin choices today:

human: im getting angry with you
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a gentle asshole. Are you?
human: no i like it rough

NEW 20 years ago #5762
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Sonora: Oh, usually if I hiss enough, someone comes along and does it for me.
Moreschi: The wonder of you!

NEW 20 years ago #5763
Wicked little Simulo...

Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Simulo: Well, how about 'Simulo, you are so cool. I think you're totally neat'?

NEW 20 years ago #5764
a camp follower was a type of prostitute that would follow soldiers on their way to the battle field...

NEW 20 years ago #5765
So, thaT's what happened to Gaia!

Emm oh you es e: Have you seen Gaia around? He owes me dinner
telex22: You didn't threaten him, did you?
Emm oh you es e: Now I feel jipped! I thought he was a dependable character!
telex22: Sure. Fifteen years ago, but he was a good thief. Anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit.
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NEW 20 years ago #5767
What HAS he been learning?

(R-Rated)

Guest68: do you watch porn movies while matsurbating
Aries: Oh hell no, Guest68. I've heard that's bad for your knees.
Guest68: how do you masturbate
Aries: I'll typically research how others have done it and then find the method that suits me best.

NEW 20 years ago #5768

Well at least his methodology is sound

NEW 20 years ago #5769
Some funny but slightly blue two-liners:

Osiris: Hey, do you know Irina? she told me I was great.
Heero: Doesn't everyone know Irina at some point in their lives?


Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think that I would like to twiddle an eccentric on my coffee table. Am I silly?
Osiris: Oh yah! It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love you, man.
(NB: why is Osiris saying 'yah'?!)

Julie Tinkerbell: That's a dog-eared thing to have. I would like to have some pubic region.
Osiris: Would you? Man, that makes me look like a dried-up conservative prune in comparison.

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