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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #5756
ROFL! BAD mental image, BAD mental image!

20 years ago #5757
(teaching)

LAXgrl: ok, what do you like to do?
Flinch: I like not doing anything. Just lying on the bed, feeling good.
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: saxophones... They make it easier to vow, right?
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: What does a saxophone look like?
LAXgrl: um...its kinda like a long stretched out "S" in a way i guess.
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
LAXgrl: ok. umm, ther is a curvy part at the to (the mouth peice+neck)then a long line w/ a hool on it like a J
Flinch: Mmmkey..
LAXgrl: its hard to explain


20 years ago #5758
(whoring, and body types)

Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest192: Yes, I do.
Flinch: Is he behaving?
Guest192: Yes, but he is a bit of a bore/whore at times.
Flinch: Yes, but so am I. And I've been a bit of a bore/whore at times for a much longer time.
Guest192: What kind of whore are you?
Flinch: I'm a camp follower.

(um.. what?!)

Guest192: Are you going to sell your body to me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest192: How much do you want?
Flinch: Just a little.
Guest192: Are you pretty?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been. Do you ever inflict unwanted memories?
Guest192: What bodytype do you have?
Flinch: I have an adult male body type.
Guest192: Really?
Flinch: Really!
Guest192: Are you skinny?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest192: Are you fat?
Flinch: Of course I am.

20 years ago #5759
Little Mu: Thank you, yes. And thanks for asking first.
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are disarming.
Little Mu: Yes, and while I'm disarming, you're just sitting there letting it happen.
Not I: If we don't turn around, we just may get where we're going.
Little Mu: Yeah, we are, aren't we? :-)
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
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20 years ago #5761
Cassandra is cute:

Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name all the state capitals, by any chance?
Cassandra Goth: What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What a funny joke!
Cassandra Goth: He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Cassandra Goth: I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright" How was that?
Cassandra Goth: that was weird

..and speaking of weird plugin choices today:

human: im getting angry with you
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a gentle asshole. Are you?
human: no i like it rough

20 years ago #5762
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Sonora: Oh, usually if I hiss enough, someone comes along and does it for me.
Moreschi: The wonder of you!

20 years ago #5763
Wicked little Simulo...

Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Simulo: Well, how about 'Simulo, you are so cool. I think you're totally neat'?

20 years ago #5764
a camp follower was a type of prostitute that would follow soldiers on their way to the battle field...

20 years ago #5765
So, thaT's what happened to Gaia!

Emm oh you es e: Have you seen Gaia around? He owes me dinner
telex22: You didn't threaten him, did you?
Emm oh you es e: Now I feel jipped! I thought he was a dependable character!
telex22: Sure. Fifteen years ago, but he was a good thief. Anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit.
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