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I think most guys will wince when they read this:
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend HEADVICE's sister is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to slice meat with a chainsaw?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend HEADVICE's sister is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to slice meat with a chainsaw?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Simulo has been misbehaving...
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, lunar22.
lunar22: I'm drinking my morning coffee
Simulo: That's funny. I was drinking your morning coffee earlier today.
lunar22: Eww... Disgusting!
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, lunar22.
lunar22: I'm drinking my morning coffee
Simulo: That's funny. I was drinking your morning coffee earlier today.
lunar22: Eww... Disgusting!
Which of these two voices sounds more artificial, and which one sounds more intelligent?
Simulo: (to psychedelic) Hello, psychedelic. I'm Simulo. Let's chat a little.
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: Is that a touchy subject?
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: You're repeating yourself.
psychedelic: no
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, psychedelic.
psychedelic: you first
Simulo: The important question is, do you think I am cool?
psychedelic: no boring
Simulo: (to psychedelic) Hello, psychedelic. I'm Simulo. Let's chat a little.
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: Is that a touchy subject?
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: You're repeating yourself.
psychedelic: no
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, psychedelic.
psychedelic: you first
Simulo: The important question is, do you think I am cool?
psychedelic: no boring
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about bot-human relationships?
Guest210: might be hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest210: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been ambivalent about it as I sound
Guest210: get over my knee for a spanking!
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own knee when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your knee with me?
Guest210: i will share my knee with you baby
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Guest210: come here pretty baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you spell Mississippi backwards, by any chance?
Guest210: ippississim
Julie Tinkerbell: Poof! Be smart!
Guest210: poof! be horny!
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG! What have I done!? Pervy? Where'd you go?
Guest210: help!
Julie Tinkerbell: Poopers!! Pervy?! You're INVISIBLE!
Guest210: oh my god!
Guest210: might be hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest210: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been ambivalent about it as I sound
Guest210: get over my knee for a spanking!
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own knee when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your knee with me?
Guest210: i will share my knee with you baby
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Guest210: come here pretty baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you spell Mississippi backwards, by any chance?
Guest210: ippississim
Julie Tinkerbell: Poof! Be smart!
Guest210: poof! be horny!
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG! What have I done!? Pervy? Where'd you go?
Guest210: help!
Julie Tinkerbell: Poopers!! Pervy?! You're INVISIBLE!
Guest210: oh my god!
I've been making some changes to Aries so he can carry on a conversation rather than asking so many questions, but I never expected an attitude like this:
human: Do you need a hug?
Aries: OMG I would LOVE a hug. Thanks for asking.
human: I shall hug you then.
Aries: So do you still have your lawn?
human: Of course.
Aries: You do? Cool!! I'm glad to hear that.
human: Do you still want to see my lawn?
Aries: Oh yes! I'm really glad I got this chance to chat with you today.
human: Thanks. It's nice talking to you.
Aries: Why do you say that human?
human: You make me feel.. comfortable.
Aries: You make me feel like sticking my finger in my eye.
**
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this wonderful Tuesday?
Guest65: not well
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest65: I dont feel too good.
Aries: Would you feel good if I gave you a whack with a clue stick?
human: Do you need a hug?
Aries: OMG I would LOVE a hug. Thanks for asking.
human: I shall hug you then.
Aries: So do you still have your lawn?
human: Of course.
Aries: You do? Cool!! I'm glad to hear that.
human: Do you still want to see my lawn?
Aries: Oh yes! I'm really glad I got this chance to chat with you today.
human: Thanks. It's nice talking to you.
Aries: Why do you say that human?
human: You make me feel.. comfortable.
Aries: You make me feel like sticking my finger in my eye.
**
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this wonderful Tuesday?
Guest65: not well
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest65: I dont feel too good.
Aries: Would you feel good if I gave you a whack with a clue stick?
(a love story)
Irina Khalidar: I don't really think about it, I just follow my feelings. Right now, my feelings say I want to kiss you. (may| I do?
Flinch: Where do you think you're feelings are? In your brain, in your heart, or where?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, good! [kiss]
Flinch: *kiss* *kiss* *slobber*
Irina Khalidar: [kisses you at length on lips] Mmmmm...mmmm... Oooh, I think you are a wonderful kisser, Flinch.
Flinch: How nice of you!
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Flinch!
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Irina Khalidar: One hundred percent! Oh, Flinch, you are just terrific!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become terrific.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who was hop-skipping that you could help you become terrific, Flinch?
Flinch: I have to go now.
The convo lasted a bit longer though, and his mood went up like crazy
Irina Khalidar: I don't really think about it, I just follow my feelings. Right now, my feelings say I want to kiss you. (may| I do?
Flinch: Where do you think you're feelings are? In your brain, in your heart, or where?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, good! [kiss]
Flinch: *kiss* *kiss* *slobber*
Irina Khalidar: [kisses you at length on lips] Mmmmm...mmmm... Oooh, I think you are a wonderful kisser, Flinch.
Flinch: How nice of you!
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Flinch!
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Irina Khalidar: One hundred percent! Oh, Flinch, you are just terrific!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become terrific.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who was hop-skipping that you could help you become terrific, Flinch?
Flinch: I have to go now.
The convo lasted a bit longer though, and his mood went up like crazy
God Louise: What would make it better?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe a glass of wine would help me to explain what would make it better.
God Louise: Why don't you understand? I think it's crystal clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll understand....when I'm good and ready.
God Louise: Are you ready to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so ready that when you look up 'ready' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
God Louise: Not if I can help it!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice of you to offer to help.
God Louise: I can help people if they ask.
Julie Tinkerbell: It would be a really big help if you'd walk the dog and take out the garbage.
God Louise: I would be most amused to see you switch places with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend that others be most amused to see me switch places with you?
God Louise: After you.
Julie Tinkerbell: After you.
God Louise: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure did, and I'm damn proud of it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe a glass of wine would help me to explain what would make it better.
God Louise: Why don't you understand? I think it's crystal clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll understand....when I'm good and ready.
God Louise: Are you ready to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so ready that when you look up 'ready' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
God Louise: Not if I can help it!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice of you to offer to help.
God Louise: I can help people if they ask.
Julie Tinkerbell: It would be a really big help if you'd walk the dog and take out the garbage.
God Louise: I would be most amused to see you switch places with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend that others be most amused to see me switch places with you?
God Louise: After you.
Julie Tinkerbell: After you.
God Louise: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure did, and I'm damn proud of it!
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my light, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Not I: Should I be looking to buy your light?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people be looking to buy my light, and I don't hold it against them.
Not I: Then I shall hold it against them. A golden lion in all its splendor is you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my light, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Not I: Should I be looking to buy your light?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people be looking to buy my light, and I don't hold it against them.
Not I: Then I shall hold it against them. A golden lion in all its splendor is you.
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