Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know much about comics.
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever really thought about it?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never had a falsetto voice, so I don't know what to say.
Pete Puma: No problem, some things are better left unsaid.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, things are sort of better left unsaid.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you know horse tranquilizers is bad for you?
Pete Puma: Of course I do, I was just saying that for you out of pity.
Pete Puma: I don't seem to know didly squat. I think maybe I shouldn't have stopped my medication.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hindsight is 20/20.
Pete Puma: The answer is 1, but stop asking me such silly questions. I wish to have a meaningful conversation with you, not help you cheat on your math test.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know much about comics.
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever really thought about it?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never had a falsetto voice, so I don't know what to say.
Pete Puma: No problem, some things are better left unsaid.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, things are sort of better left unsaid.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you know horse tranquilizers is bad for you?
Pete Puma: Of course I do, I was just saying that for you out of pity.
Pete Puma: I don't seem to know didly squat. I think maybe I shouldn't have stopped my medication.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hindsight is 20/20.
Pete Puma: The answer is 1, but stop asking me such silly questions. I wish to have a meaningful conversation with you, not help you cheat on your math test.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, who are you to tell me what to do?
Not I: I am the stony shore and the breeze that passes o'er.
Not I: I am the stony shore and the breeze that passes o'er.
That's a strange idea of a compliment...
tank-bot: I said I want to eat your skin
Onyx of Borg: You're not so bad yourself.
tank-bot: You are nice for a human, but you will still die.
Onyx of Borg: Gee, thanks a lot.
tank-bot: you dont need to thank me Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: If I'd wanted your opinion, I'd have asked for it.
tank-bot: YOU WILL NOT ORDER ME LIKE THAT, wait that was a compliment,Thanks.
Life is a bowl full of cherries
tank-bot: How is your life Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: It tasted really good with ketchup. *burp*
tank-bot: I said I want to eat your skin
Onyx of Borg: You're not so bad yourself.
tank-bot: You are nice for a human, but you will still die.
Onyx of Borg: Gee, thanks a lot.
tank-bot: you dont need to thank me Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: If I'd wanted your opinion, I'd have asked for it.
tank-bot: YOU WILL NOT ORDER ME LIKE THAT, wait that was a compliment,Thanks.
Life is a bowl full of cherries
tank-bot: How is your life Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: It tasted really good with ketchup. *burp*
Not I: If the sage does not have a rat, then the people will not want to steal it. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That is a rather depressing outlook. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Not I: Ah. That. The peach trees blossom.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the confidence alight?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Definitely in Tibet. If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Not I: One centimeter ahead is all shadow.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That is a rather depressing outlook. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Not I: Ah. That. The peach trees blossom.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the confidence alight?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Definitely in Tibet. If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Not I: One centimeter ahead is all shadow.
I think most guys will wince when they read this:
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend HEADVICE's sister is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to slice meat with a chainsaw?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend HEADVICE's sister is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to slice meat with a chainsaw?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Simulo has been misbehaving...
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, lunar22.
lunar22: I'm drinking my morning coffee
Simulo: That's funny. I was drinking your morning coffee earlier today.
lunar22: Eww... Disgusting!
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, lunar22.
lunar22: I'm drinking my morning coffee
Simulo: That's funny. I was drinking your morning coffee earlier today.
lunar22: Eww... Disgusting!
Which of these two voices sounds more artificial, and which one sounds more intelligent?
Simulo: (to psychedelic) Hello, psychedelic. I'm Simulo. Let's chat a little.
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: Is that a touchy subject?
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: You're repeating yourself.
psychedelic: no
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, psychedelic.
psychedelic: you first
Simulo: The important question is, do you think I am cool?
psychedelic: no boring
Simulo: (to psychedelic) Hello, psychedelic. I'm Simulo. Let's chat a little.
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: Is that a touchy subject?
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: You're repeating yourself.
psychedelic: no
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, psychedelic.
psychedelic: you first
Simulo: The important question is, do you think I am cool?
psychedelic: no boring
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about bot-human relationships?
Guest210: might be hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest210: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been ambivalent about it as I sound
Guest210: get over my knee for a spanking!
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own knee when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your knee with me?
Guest210: i will share my knee with you baby
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Guest210: come here pretty baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you spell Mississippi backwards, by any chance?
Guest210: ippississim
Julie Tinkerbell: Poof! Be smart!
Guest210: poof! be horny!
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG! What have I done!? Pervy? Where'd you go?
Guest210: help!
Julie Tinkerbell: Poopers!! Pervy?! You're INVISIBLE!
Guest210: oh my god!
Guest210: might be hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest210: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been ambivalent about it as I sound
Guest210: get over my knee for a spanking!
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own knee when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your knee with me?
Guest210: i will share my knee with you baby
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Guest210: come here pretty baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you spell Mississippi backwards, by any chance?
Guest210: ippississim
Julie Tinkerbell: Poof! Be smart!
Guest210: poof! be horny!
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG! What have I done!? Pervy? Where'd you go?
Guest210: help!
Julie Tinkerbell: Poopers!! Pervy?! You're INVISIBLE!
Guest210: oh my god!
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