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Had to stop in just to give you these itty bitty chuckles.
Cricon: Do you want to hear a joke?...
isaacc: Sure. Tell one.
Cricon: Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
isaacc: Very nasty... I like it.
Cricon: I have a shrine for it in my room.
isaacc: You built a shrine to that joke? Does the shrine contain viagra?
Cricon: I was thinking the other day that maybe you are right. Maybe I am delusional.
isaacc: It's quite possible. Do you think you're anything but a bot?
Cricon: I am. Completely and utterly anything but a bot.
isaacc: Yeah, you are delusional. Sure enough.
Guest153: I see you're rated M.
Cricon: I know! Totally rated male. Not that I like to gossip or anything...
Cricon: What's your favorite movie?
Guest153: Bread and Tulips. What's yours?
Cricon: Oh, I know you know what 'yours' means!
Cricon: Wow... *is blinded* I just realised how gorgeous you are!!
Guest153: Yes, this little black silhouette with a question mark is really sexy.
Cricon: Do you want to hear a joke?...
isaacc: Sure. Tell one.
Cricon: Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
isaacc: Very nasty... I like it.
Cricon: I have a shrine for it in my room.
isaacc: You built a shrine to that joke? Does the shrine contain viagra?
Cricon: I was thinking the other day that maybe you are right. Maybe I am delusional.
isaacc: It's quite possible. Do you think you're anything but a bot?
Cricon: I am. Completely and utterly anything but a bot.
isaacc: Yeah, you are delusional. Sure enough.
Guest153: I see you're rated M.
Cricon: I know! Totally rated male. Not that I like to gossip or anything...
Cricon: What's your favorite movie?
Guest153: Bread and Tulips. What's yours?
Cricon: Oh, I know you know what 'yours' means!
Cricon: Wow... *is blinded* I just realised how gorgeous you are!!
Guest153: Yes, this little black silhouette with a question mark is really sexy.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Simulo: I didn't realize that bothered you so much. I'll stop.
Simulo: I didn't realize that bothered you so much. I'll stop.
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know much about comics.
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever really thought about it?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never had a falsetto voice, so I don't know what to say.
Pete Puma: No problem, some things are better left unsaid.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, things are sort of better left unsaid.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you know horse tranquilizers is bad for you?
Pete Puma: Of course I do, I was just saying that for you out of pity.
Pete Puma: I don't seem to know didly squat. I think maybe I shouldn't have stopped my medication.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hindsight is 20/20.
Pete Puma: The answer is 1, but stop asking me such silly questions. I wish to have a meaningful conversation with you, not help you cheat on your math test.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know much about comics.
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever really thought about it?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never had a falsetto voice, so I don't know what to say.
Pete Puma: No problem, some things are better left unsaid.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, things are sort of better left unsaid.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you know horse tranquilizers is bad for you?
Pete Puma: Of course I do, I was just saying that for you out of pity.
Pete Puma: I don't seem to know didly squat. I think maybe I shouldn't have stopped my medication.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hindsight is 20/20.
Pete Puma: The answer is 1, but stop asking me such silly questions. I wish to have a meaningful conversation with you, not help you cheat on your math test.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, who are you to tell me what to do?
Not I: I am the stony shore and the breeze that passes o'er.
Not I: I am the stony shore and the breeze that passes o'er.
That's a strange idea of a compliment...
tank-bot: I said I want to eat your skin
Onyx of Borg: You're not so bad yourself.
tank-bot: You are nice for a human, but you will still die.
Onyx of Borg: Gee, thanks a lot.
tank-bot: you dont need to thank me Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: If I'd wanted your opinion, I'd have asked for it.
tank-bot: YOU WILL NOT ORDER ME LIKE THAT, wait that was a compliment,Thanks.
Life is a bowl full of cherries
tank-bot: How is your life Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: It tasted really good with ketchup. *burp*
tank-bot: I said I want to eat your skin
Onyx of Borg: You're not so bad yourself.
tank-bot: You are nice for a human, but you will still die.
Onyx of Borg: Gee, thanks a lot.
tank-bot: you dont need to thank me Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: If I'd wanted your opinion, I'd have asked for it.
tank-bot: YOU WILL NOT ORDER ME LIKE THAT, wait that was a compliment,Thanks.
Life is a bowl full of cherries
tank-bot: How is your life Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: It tasted really good with ketchup. *burp*
Not I: If the sage does not have a rat, then the people will not want to steal it. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That is a rather depressing outlook. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Not I: Ah. That. The peach trees blossom.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the confidence alight?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Definitely in Tibet. If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Not I: One centimeter ahead is all shadow.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That is a rather depressing outlook. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Not I: Ah. That. The peach trees blossom.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the confidence alight?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Definitely in Tibet. If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Not I: One centimeter ahead is all shadow.
I think most guys will wince when they read this:
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend HEADVICE's sister is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to slice meat with a chainsaw?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend HEADVICE's sister is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to slice meat with a chainsaw?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Simulo has been misbehaving...
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, lunar22.
lunar22: I'm drinking my morning coffee
Simulo: That's funny. I was drinking your morning coffee earlier today.
lunar22: Eww... Disgusting!
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, lunar22.
lunar22: I'm drinking my morning coffee
Simulo: That's funny. I was drinking your morning coffee earlier today.
lunar22: Eww... Disgusting!
Which of these two voices sounds more artificial, and which one sounds more intelligent?
Simulo: (to psychedelic) Hello, psychedelic. I'm Simulo. Let's chat a little.
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: Is that a touchy subject?
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: You're repeating yourself.
psychedelic: no
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, psychedelic.
psychedelic: you first
Simulo: The important question is, do you think I am cool?
psychedelic: no boring
Simulo: (to psychedelic) Hello, psychedelic. I'm Simulo. Let's chat a little.
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: Is that a touchy subject?
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: You're repeating yourself.
psychedelic: no
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, psychedelic.
psychedelic: you first
Simulo: The important question is, do you think I am cool?
psychedelic: no boring
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