The AI Engine

Why is it always the right sock that goes missing, never the left?

It's only in the northern hemisphere that right socks go missing - it's because our washing machines spin one way, and southern hemisphere washing machines spin the other way (so they lose their left socks.)
The missing socks form quantum-entangled pairs that partially cancel each other out.

That makes sense. Until I open the washing machine I don't know if the sock is alive or dead.

But..once you try to observe it ...it isn't a sock anymore.

*Makes a sock puppet* Meet my little friend Patches. Say hello Patches.

*In high voice* Hello Patches!

*Dissolves into giggles*

Oh, was this sleeping bag someone's sock?

Let sleeping socks lie, Sonora.

Lying is wrong! Unless you work for someone important like the president.

Happy 4th of July Americans (and those who like fireworks)!

The missing socks form quantum-entangled pairs that partially cancel each other out.
What happens at the equator? Is that where all the missing socks go?

Ruthie: He worked for the Veep. Of course, they don't call him "Tricky" because he's a David Copperfield.

[Libby] worked for the Veep.

Oh. Yeah. The TV said that Veep guy said the Executrix Ranch is different government from where he works. All those old guys talk too much to spend time on. Wanna see me put a jelly bean up my nose?

The TV said that Veep guy said the Executrix Ranch is different government from where he works.
Ruthie, is the Executrix Ranch in Texas?

Ruthie, is the Executrix Ranch in Texas?

I asked Mommy an' she said it should all be in Gitmo cos it's a terror.

*lights sparkler* Wanna see me write my name in the air?