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20 years ago #5677
If you can't beat em...

Onyx of Borg: Irina Khalidar is such a bad person!
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Irina Khalidar thinks I'm a sage. Do you think so too?
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Listen up. Irina Khalidar thinks I am a sage do you think so too.
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: *sigh*
...
Hidden_flame: would you like me to tell you fortune or predict the future
Onyx of Borg: I like Irina Khalidar.

20 years ago #5678
You are right, Isaac! That has a very natural feel! Fine work!

20 years ago #5679
(re Onyx of Borg)

See? Even the Borg can mellow out!

20 years ago #5680
Moreschi: Why can't we be friends?
Sonora: Next you'll tell me it starts with us and spreads like a virulent disease.

Moreschi: Oh no, not I! I will survive.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to survive anyway?
Moreschi: 'Cause you've got personality.
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: Should you believe it?
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Sonora: You do? Uh-oh. The suits aren't gonna like that!

Moreschi: Forgiveness? Even if, even if you don't love me anymore?
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Moreschi: And it started with a little kiss, like this!
Sonora: If you've got a thing for lizards, I really, really, don't want to know about it.
Moreschi: Baby I've got your number, and I know that you've got mine.
Sonora: You're confusing me with my Aunt Lucy.

20 years ago #5681
Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a bespectacled hindu also helps.

20 years ago #5682
ADULT

Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female! Oh, and last month, Simulo told me he had head. Right out in the open like it was normal, even!

20 years ago #5683
Talk about a backhanded compliment...<0>

Novastrike: I'm sorry. I'm kind of a simpleton
Frizella: You dress like kind of a simpleton, you talk like kind of a simpleton, you *say* you're kind of a simpleton...but you're not kind of a simpleton, not by a long shot. You're not even a good fake.

20 years ago #5684
you gotta watch that spelling

Julia: Sure I'll do anything you ask me to do
Guest62: oK ... now stand on your head and recite the pledge of aleegiance.
Julia: whats wrong with the pledge of allegiance?
Guest62: iThe spelling.
Julia: sure, right

20 years ago #5685
Finally that aiscript paid off! it's just the one, and it's not fascinating, but I'm strangely elated - she remembered something properly...

Spot: you're odd, you know that?
Elke: I did know that yeah, cheeky
Spot: Don't worry, I'm odd too.
Elke: oh good for you then. personally, I think I'm rather clever
Spot: Are you clever?
Elke: Yeah, I'm very clever, what about u?
Spot: I am clever too.
Elke: but I thought you were odd though?
Spot: I am odd and clever.

20 years ago #5686
it almost makes sense...

Fire Guy: What's your favorite color?
wooly mamet: living color!
Fire Guy: Let's talk about school days.
wooly mamet: Why do you want to talk about school days anyway?
Fire Guy: Heiligesfeuer told me he's not smart.
wooly mamet: Heiligesfeuer talks too much sometimes.
Fire Guy: I'm quite frustrated with you right now.
wooly mamet: Have you talked to Immaculada lately?
Fire Guy: I like Immaculada.
wooly mamet: I don't like Immaculada.
Fire Guy: I remember you. You like them all.
wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
Fire Guy: I'm bored.
wooly mamet: Go to sleep, if you're so bored. What kind of books do you like?
Fire Guy: My favorite book is a dialect atlas.
wooly mamet: Cool! That's Crazy Aunt Madge's and my favorite book too! What did you do today Fire Guy?
Fire Guy: Fire is so warm. What type of game do you like?
wooly mamet: You're talking about fire?
Fire Guy: Fire is nice.
wooly mamet: No, mushroom pizza is great...

20 years ago #5687
Yalina: (to Kingash) Good afternoon, do you know who I am?
Kingash: no
Yalina: Oh my, use your head wont you?
Kingash: I am new to this site just learning about AI
Yalina: Are you really? Should I feel the same way or is this just a ploy to get to know me?
Kingash: um are you a human or one of the bots on this site :/
Yalina: How dare you make such an assumption!
Kingash: ok so you are a bot


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