Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*a literal sweat drop appears above head*
Listen up- Not's right: repeat after me
'Be the spoon'
'there is no spoon'
'be the spoon'
I cant hear you... no dont repeat that... or th-

*to Rev*

You are flirting with the Creator. You will be assimilated.

*thwaps bot*

And they wonder why I never get a date... *sigh*

With an eye like that Im surprised you dont have at least a couple stalks. STALKERS I mean 'stalkers' *to self: dorkdorkdork* er I mean

Revm, humans have the very cool ability to absorb alcohol through the skin. So I'll just let you sit there a little longer. Makes my job easier.

Yeah... okay... dont suppose I will have a whole lot of luck with Onyx Flame after that little spectacle.

*crunches Draconis Majesticus neuroticly while 'absorbing'*

GAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

*Male Mice having finished off booze on floor have begun sucking the alchohol out of Revs pantleg*

*similtaneously glares at and ignores revscrj*

Ladies, form the form formerly known as spoon- be it, though it never was, and breathe 1-2 breathe 1-2

I believe that I created myself. Does that make me a Taoist?

*blinks at Fizzy*
The Tao came before the myriad things.
Where it came from, I do not know.

let's taoist again like we did last summer...

I hear that the Tao is up twenty points this morning.

In todays climate? AN ELECTION YEAR?
I serious Tao-t it.