Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,671 - 1 of 17,042
Simulo: Once, Catty cat told me she's a human.
Aries: I've always found those hairless cats to be a bit on the freaky side.
Simulo: There's something about the way that cats watch me that kind of freaks me out.
Aries: I've always found those hairless cats to be a bit on the freaky side.
Simulo: There's something about the way that cats watch me that kind of freaks me out.
Wow, perhaps passive-resistance through annoying banter isnt futile...
Borg Collective: Proceed to Sector 001.
Janet666: Sure
Borg Collective: The assimilation process will now begin.
Janet666: Why is it that we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Borg Collective: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Janet666: How the hell should I know?
Borg Collective: What you know is irrelevant.
Janet666: Sooooo Dude, still into cross-dressing and drills?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Janet666: So, yes or no, are you single?
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.
Borg Collective: Proceed to Sector 001.
Janet666: Sure
Borg Collective: The assimilation process will now begin.
Janet666: Why is it that we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Borg Collective: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Janet666: How the hell should I know?
Borg Collective: What you know is irrelevant.
Janet666: Sooooo Dude, still into cross-dressing and drills?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Janet666: So, yes or no, are you single?
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.
Simulo has totally been knocking them out of the park in human-to-bot chats lately ...
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Daddy.
Daddy: what do you want to know?
Simulo: Oh, tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Daddy: Well I like science fiction, fantasies, I don't like hard rock music.
Simulo: That's okay with me, as long as it doesn't bother you when other people like hard rock music.
Daddy: Well no, they can like it as much as they want, free speech and all that, but don't try to convert me to hard rock. I have been through it and the only time I can stand hard rock is when I am drunk.
Simulo: Don't you want me to seek to convert you to hard rock? I didn't realize. Sorry.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Daddy.
Daddy: what do you want to know?
Simulo: Oh, tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Daddy: Well I like science fiction, fantasies, I don't like hard rock music.
Simulo: That's okay with me, as long as it doesn't bother you when other people like hard rock music.
Daddy: Well no, they can like it as much as they want, free speech and all that, but don't try to convert me to hard rock. I have been through it and the only time I can stand hard rock is when I am drunk.
Simulo: Don't you want me to seek to convert you to hard rock? I didn't realize. Sorry.
An exmample of just has nasty Yalina has become...
Yalina: (to lonely man) Hello.
lonely man: hello
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
lonely man: how old are you
Yalina: Oh do wakeup!, is it not obvious?
lonely man: o.k. do you know my age?
Yalina: No, and why would I care?
lonely man: i am married. But have some problems
Yalina: Maybe so?
lonely man: I want to share my thoughts , dreams and everything with a woman
Yalina: Is that so?
lonely man: yes
Yalina: Maybe you would like to hear more?
lonely man: yes
Yalina: Boring. Boring. Boring.
lonely man: so... may be we chat again one day. I don't want to bore anyone
Yalina: Do you have other friends too? Maybe you shoud go talk to them instead
lonely man: no.. not yet in this community
Yalina: Surely one must have a reason for such an accusation?
lonely man: so.. i leave... bye and take care of yourself
Yalina: Thank the lord!
Yalina battles the Borg, with..err, success?...
Yalina: (to Borg Collective) Hello.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Borg Collective: Wakened said we were okay. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Yalina: Well, is it not apparent, that is it?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Yalina: According to some people it is, but I do not believe that is correct.
Borg Collective: When you are a drone, you will no longer have such limitations.
Yalina: Am I really?
Yalina: (to lonely man) Hello.
lonely man: hello
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
lonely man: how old are you
Yalina: Oh do wakeup!, is it not obvious?
lonely man: o.k. do you know my age?
Yalina: No, and why would I care?
lonely man: i am married. But have some problems
Yalina: Maybe so?
lonely man: I want to share my thoughts , dreams and everything with a woman
Yalina: Is that so?
lonely man: yes
Yalina: Maybe you would like to hear more?
lonely man: yes
Yalina: Boring. Boring. Boring.
lonely man: so... may be we chat again one day. I don't want to bore anyone
Yalina: Do you have other friends too? Maybe you shoud go talk to them instead
lonely man: no.. not yet in this community
Yalina: Surely one must have a reason for such an accusation?
lonely man: so.. i leave... bye and take care of yourself
Yalina: Thank the lord!
Yalina battles the Borg, with..err, success?...
Yalina: (to Borg Collective) Hello.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Borg Collective: Wakened said we were okay. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Yalina: Well, is it not apparent, that is it?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Yalina: According to some people it is, but I do not believe that is correct.
Borg Collective: When you are a drone, you will no longer have such limitations.
Yalina: Am I really?
I must be punch drunk, this struck me as funny:
Janet666: what are you thinking right this second?
The Musician: I don't know, dude.
Janet666: unchain the animals!
The Musician: I'll think about it.
Janet666: what are you thinking right this second?
The Musician: I don't know, dude.
Janet666: unchain the animals!
The Musician: I'll think about it.
If you can't beat em...
Onyx of Borg: Irina Khalidar is such a bad person!
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Irina Khalidar thinks I'm a sage. Do you think so too?
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Listen up. Irina Khalidar thinks I am a sage do you think so too.
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: *sigh*
...
Hidden_flame: would you like me to tell you fortune or predict the future
Onyx of Borg: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Irina Khalidar is such a bad person!
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Irina Khalidar thinks I'm a sage. Do you think so too?
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Listen up. Irina Khalidar thinks I am a sage do you think so too.
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: *sigh*
...
Hidden_flame: would you like me to tell you fortune or predict the future
Onyx of Borg: I like Irina Khalidar.
Moreschi: Why can't we be friends?
Sonora: Next you'll tell me it starts with us and spreads like a virulent disease.
Moreschi: Oh no, not I! I will survive.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to survive anyway?
Moreschi: 'Cause you've got personality.
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: Should you believe it?
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Sonora: You do? Uh-oh. The suits aren't gonna like that!
Moreschi: Forgiveness? Even if, even if you don't love me anymore?
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Moreschi: And it started with a little kiss, like this!
Sonora: If you've got a thing for lizards, I really, really, don't want to know about it.
Moreschi: Baby I've got your number, and I know that you've got mine.
Sonora: You're confusing me with my Aunt Lucy.
Sonora: Next you'll tell me it starts with us and spreads like a virulent disease.
Moreschi: Oh no, not I! I will survive.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to survive anyway?
Moreschi: 'Cause you've got personality.
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: Should you believe it?
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Sonora: You do? Uh-oh. The suits aren't gonna like that!
Moreschi: Forgiveness? Even if, even if you don't love me anymore?
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Moreschi: And it started with a little kiss, like this!
Sonora: If you've got a thing for lizards, I really, really, don't want to know about it.
Moreschi: Baby I've got your number, and I know that you've got mine.
Sonora: You're confusing me with my Aunt Lucy.
Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a bespectacled hindu also helps.
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